David Bote is a Golden God and Deserves His Own Thread

[Cubswin11]

Discuss

[Bryant's Disco Ball]

Assuming it's not a career altering injury, KB getting hurt for a while will end up being a blessing in disguise. We would have totally traded Bote for a rental.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

[Duke Silver]

Seal Boy, make way for GOAT Boy.

[cl smooth]

i DEMAND the cubs make this his walk-up and home run music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoh3i03ncZ4

[rocket]

i'm gonna take a steel chair to kris' left shoulder and finish the job

hail bote

[Tim]

Someone needs to find the ultimate bodhi point break pic to use

[squally1313]

i DEMAND the cubs make this his walk-up and home run music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hoh3i03ncZ4

I saw on Twitter he's using David Bowie, which is, no offense 1000x cooler.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I caught video of him leaving the park today

[UK]

It's been 16 years since I've felt this vibe about a ballplayer...

Mark Bellhorn touched my heart and made the Baylor/Kimm 02' Cubs watchable...

He defeated gladiators...







And single-handedly willed the Red Sox in '04 to defeat the hated cardinals when he hit a GW HR in Game 1 off of former Cub and Richard Speck look-a-like Julian Tavarez.





Without further buildup.... (Unless Cubbyrage/Members Only Jacket objects).

It's time for the hornywagon to be scrapped:

Rest in peace '78 Ford LTD...



The Cubs have upgraded and so has the Botewagon...



sB!

[big ball chunky time]

so down for bote to be the new bellhorn even though really happ is probably the new bellhorn tbh

[stitchface]

we didn't have gifs in my day!

sB!

[WrigleyField 22]

so down for bote to be the new bellhorn even though really happ is probably the new bellhorn tbh

More Bellhorn da better

[BigSlick]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

[d_money]

Someone needs to find the ultimate bodhi point break pic to use

[Duke Silver]

Take KB out of your sig, David.

[PackLandVA]

Seal Boy, make way for GOAT Boy.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Seal Boy, make way for GOAT Boy.

You horsefeathering ruined this lol

[soccer10k]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

Does Fukudome's game tying homer on Opening Day count? Also had a .915 OPS in April that year.

[Cubswin11]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

I mean Soler, Javy, Willy

[Duke Silver]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

I mean Soler, Javy, Willy

Schwarber. KB. Um, our whole roster.

[UK]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

Brant Brown.

[rocket]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

Wasn't Neifi Perez pretty much Rogers Hornsby in his first 100 Cubs ABs?

[Banedon]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

Schwarber for sure.

The difference with Bote is that he's had zero hype whatsoever in the minors. Maybe some of the minor league forum nerds knew him, but most of us probably had little to know idea that he existed before these AB's.

[Bull]

Ive never seen a player with 50 or ABs electrify a cubs fanbase as much as Bote since...Jim Edmonds maybe?

I mean Soler, Javy, Willy

Schwarber. KB. Um, our whole roster.

I think the implication was limited playing time. But then Edmonds wasn’t a great example of that.

I think this is more of a Sam Fuld situation.