Official funk to Duke thread

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Re: Official apologize to Duke thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:55 pm

Duke Silver wrote:Honestly, things are going well. Get Willson going and hope KB can contribute at a good level and the offense is unstoppable. Q, Jon, and Monty seem to be only mostly dead. I was really worried about Q's health, but he looks to be healthy enough to be a Game 4 starter, though it won't be pretty.

I'm more upset about the collapses of the Phils, Rockies, and D-Backs making it look more and more likely the VBs, VCs, and Dodgers will make the playoffs. So let's just take care of the first two ourselves in the next few weeks.


Not even a week on, and this reads like a collection of Criswell predictions about the future.

Duke, this really should be your new avatar:

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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby treebird » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:29 am

this is honestly worse than when umfan did the injury thread
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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:33 am

treebird wrote:this is honestly worse than when umfan did the injury thread


we should do one of those just to finish it off
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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:34 am

WHY DID YOU START THIS THREAD.
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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby PackLandVA » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:35 am

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:Okay Duker, at the risk of falling into the same recency bias that made me meltdown in the first place, the Cubs are going to enter the playoffs as the favorites to reach the world series. can't ask for much more than that.


Hahahahaha!!!!!

A mere 8 days ago.
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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:38 am

PackLandVA wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:Okay Duker, at the risk of falling into the same recency bias that made me meltdown in the first place, the Cubs are going to enter the playoffs as the favorites to reach the world series. can't ask for much more than that.


Hahahahaha!!!!!

A mere 8 days ago.


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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby soccer10k » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:30 am

Cubs are 10-11 since this thread was started.
Cubs were 5 games up when this thread was started, now they're 0.5 up.
Cubs were 93.2% to win the division when this thread was started per Fangraphs, now they're 65.2%.
Cubs were 10.2% to win the World Series when this thread was started, now they're 7.7%.
Cubs have scored 0 or 1 runs 7 times in 21 games since this thread was started.

Clearly we know what the problem was.

Only solution is for IMB to start a panic thread where he declares that he was right, Duke was wrong, the Cubs are trash and they will lose every game the rest of the way.
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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:03 pm

soccer10k wrote:the Cubs are trash and they will lose every game the rest of the way.

this is what I've been saying for months!
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Re: Official funk to Duke thread

Postby Old Style » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:07 pm

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