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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:39 pm 
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Carl Pavano, who already had been scheduled to begin the season on the disabled list because of a back injury, has been shut down because of his bruised left buttocks.
An MRI on Thursday was negative, but "he's got some pain and he's going to be shut down until that pain disappears," manager Joe Torre said. If this means Pavano won't be ready to pitch on April 29, then Jaret Wright will make more than one start.


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Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.

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I guess those games of slap and tickle in the Yankees clubhouse can get out of hand.

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I always knew Jeter was a bad presence in the clubhouse.


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I didn't know Edmonds had friends in the Yankee org.!!
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Wow....

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Wow....

Someone's not a farker

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RoastTheD---Goat wrote:
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Wow....

Someone's not a farker


O RLY?

Fark rocks. Duke sucks.

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Speaking of bruised buttocks, I thought doctors wore gloves when they did this kind of thing....


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Was Wang involved in this?

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This thread very well could end up being, one of the best threads in NSBB history. It has that much potential.

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Rotoworld wrote:
Carl Pavano, who already had been scheduled to begin the season on the disabled list because of a back injury, has been shut down because of his bruised left buttocks.


Erm...

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Speaking of bruised buttocks, I thought doctors wore gloves when they did this kind of thing....


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ROFLMAO! It took me a second to catch that one...


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Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


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anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:
Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.

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Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:
Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


oh wow...hahaha

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What a half-assed way to start the season.


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I feel bad for Pavano, cause he has to be the butt of all jokes.

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I wonder what Dick Pole has to say about this.

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Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:
Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


I wonder if this means the Yankees will be bringing up the rear.

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Soul wrote:
Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:
Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


I wonder if this means the Yankees will be bringing up the rear.


I wonder if Pavano was getting humped from behind...and that's what made his butt hurt...dang...I got nothing.


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DiceMan4221 wrote:
Soul wrote:
Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:
Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


I wonder if this means the Yankees will be bringing up the rear.


I wonder if Pavano was getting humped from behind...and that's what made his butt hurt...dang...I got nothing.


:lol:

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