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Pavano shut down with bruised buttocks

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Pavano shut down with bruised buttocks

Postby Meat&PotatoesMan » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:39 pm

:lol:

Let the jokes flow freely.

Carl Pavano, who already had been scheduled to begin the season on the disabled list because of a back injury, has been shut down because of his bruised left buttocks.
An MRI on Thursday was negative, but "he's got some pain and he's going to be shut down until that pain disappears," manager Joe Torre said. If this means Pavano won't be ready to pitch on April 29, then Jaret Wright will make more than one start.


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“I think he acted like an idiot. I would have liked to see him do that against Bob Gibson or Don Drysdale or Rick Sutcliffe. They would have had to surgically remove that ball from his ear hole.’’ - Mark Grace on Ortiz's post HR antics at the WBC

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Postby Soul » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:41 pm

Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.
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Postby Meat&PotatoesMan » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:42 pm

I guess those games of slap and tickle in the Yankees clubhouse can get out of hand.
“I think he acted like an idiot. I would have liked to see him do that against Bob Gibson or Don Drysdale or Rick Sutcliffe. They would have had to surgically remove that ball from his ear hole.’’ - Mark Grace on Ortiz's post HR antics at the WBC

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Postby Jehrico » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:52 pm

I always knew Jeter was a bad presence in the clubhouse.

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Postby TrueBlueCubFan » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:52 pm

I didn't know Edmonds had friends in the Yankee org.!!
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Postby Outshined_One » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:57 pm

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Postby Roast » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:46 pm

Outshined_One wrote:Image



Wow....
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Postby sethuel1 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:49 pm

RoastTheD---Goat wrote:
Outshined_One wrote:Image



Wow....

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Postby erik316wttn » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:58 pm

sethuel1 wrote:
RoastTheD---Goat wrote:
Outshined_One wrote:Image



Wow....

Someone's not a farker


O RLY?

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Postby Pistolcub42 » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:29 pm

Speaking of bruised buttocks, I thought doctors wore gloves when they did this kind of thing....


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Postby Mizzou » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:22 pm

Was Wang involved in this?
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Postby badger » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:21 am

This thread very well could end up being, one of the best threads in NSBB history. It has that much potential.

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Re: Pavano shut down with bruised buttocks

Postby Diffusion » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:29 am

Rotoworld wrote:Carl Pavano, who already had been scheduled to begin the season on the disabled list because of a back injury, has been shut down because of his bruised left buttocks.


Erm...
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Postby Jehrico » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:57 pm

Pistolcub42 wrote:Speaking of bruised buttocks, I thought doctors wore gloves when they did this kind of thing....


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ROFLMAO! It took me a second to catch that one...

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Postby anemic offense » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:08 pm

Soul wrote:Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k

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Postby Meat&PotatoesMan » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:16 am

anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.
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Postby Roast » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:18 am

Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


oh wow...hahaha
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Postby Warpticon » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:20 am

What a half-assed way to start the season.

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Postby NorthsideAvenger » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:59 pm

I feel bad for Pavano, cause he has to be the butt of all jokes.
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Postby erik316wttn » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:53 pm

I wonder what Dick Pole has to say about this.
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Postby Soul » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:15 pm

Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


I wonder if this means the Yankees will be bringing up the rear.
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Postby DiceMan4221 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:58 pm

Soul wrote:
Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


I wonder if this means the Yankees will be bringing up the rear.


I wonder if Pavano was getting humped from behind...and that's what made his butt hurt...dang...I got nothing.

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Postby Soul » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:57 am

DiceMan4221 wrote:
Soul wrote:
Meat&PotatoesMan wrote:
anemic offense wrote:
Soul wrote:Wow, that really puts the Yankees behind the 8-ball.


The whole team? And I didn't know Pavano's nickname was 8-ball. :-k


Pavano must have taken the train to work.


I wonder if this means the Yankees will be bringing up the rear.


I wonder if Pavano was getting humped from behind...and that's what made his butt hurt...dang...I got nothing.


:lol:
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