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Baez impresses Baez

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:53 pm

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Postby David » Wed Apr 27, 2016 4:54 pm

He probably knows his name now.
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Postby Omar » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:03 pm

becuase
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Postby Duke Silver » Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:14 pm

Cocky Javy is the best Javy.
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Postby BigSlick » Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:32 pm

Javier Baez is incredibly likable

He's got all the weirdness and childishness (in a good way) of Starlin Castro, so he fills that gap this team needs
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Postby big ball chunky time » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:57 pm

BigSlick wrote:Javier Baez is incredibly likable

He's got all the weirdness and childishness (in a good way) of Starlin Castro, so he fills that gap this team needs


yeah he owns
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby Duke Silver » Tue May 03, 2016 3:34 am

I'm convinced that there is no player in the major leagues that is better at applying a tag than Javier Baez.
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Postby CyHawk_Cub » Tue May 03, 2016 11:45 am

Duke Silver wrote:I'm convinced that there is no player in the major leagues that is better at applying a tag than Javier Baez.


He's an athletic freak. With those quick hands, he has the makings of a terrific boxer. He has also had some very fast baserunning times according to a couple tweets I've seen over the last week or so.
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Postby Duke Silver » Tue May 03, 2016 12:20 pm

I think it would be prudent for me to change what I said last night:

I'm convinced that there is no player in major league history who was better at applying a tag than Javier Baez.
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Postby Banedon » Tue May 03, 2016 12:41 pm

There's obviously a lot of really good players on this team, but Baez might be the most fun to watch.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby muntjack » Tue May 03, 2016 1:39 pm

Now it's time for Javy to do what he was born to do. If Soler isn't going to be giving dong lessons 2x a week as I thought he would, then I'd like to see Baez blow up and take this offense to the omega level.
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Postby UMFan83 » Tue May 03, 2016 1:42 pm

Duke Silver wrote:I think it would be prudent for me to change what I said last night:

I'm convinced that there is no player in major league history who was better at applying a tag than Javier Baez.


Which is funny because he has no idea how to slide.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby bukie » Tue May 03, 2016 1:45 pm

UMFan83 wrote:
Duke Silver wrote:I think it would be prudent for me to change what I said last night:

I'm convinced that there is no player in major league history who was better at applying a tag than Javier Baez.


Which is funny because he has no idea how to slide.

Did you already forget his game winning slide last week?
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Postby Bull » Tue May 03, 2016 1:51 pm

I am convinced he has the ability to stop time.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby UMFan83 » Tue May 03, 2016 1:59 pm

bukie wrote:
UMFan83 wrote:
Duke Silver wrote:I think it would be prudent for me to change what I said last night:

I'm convinced that there is no player in major league history who was better at applying a tag than Javier Baez.


Which is funny because he has no idea how to slide.

Did you already forget his game winning slide last week?


Yes I remember, I just also remember the multiple times he's injured himself or otherwise made himself look silly while sliding.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue May 03, 2016 2:11 pm

Bull wrote:I am convinced he has the ability to stop time.


He truly is the Zack Morris of the Cubs.
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Postby Banedon » Tue May 03, 2016 2:24 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Bull wrote:I am convinced he has the ability to stop time.


He truly is the Zack Morris of the Cubs.


This sounds like a commercial in the making.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue May 03, 2016 2:29 pm

Does the burger prank make Soler Screech?

Awwwwwww.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby Duke Silver » Tue May 03, 2016 3:29 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Does the burger prank make Soler Screech?

Awwwwwww.


I think Dustin Diamond is a little more adept than Soler at swinging lumber.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby Banedon » Tue May 03, 2016 3:33 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Does the burger prank make Soler Screech?

Awwwwwww.


Kawasaki has to be called up just to be Screech.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby abmillis » Tue May 03, 2016 7:11 pm

Banedon wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Does the burger prank make Soler Screech?

Awwwwwww.


Kawasaki has to be called up just to be Screech.


Does that mean Jake is AC Slater? Totally ripped, good at everything...
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby Duke Silver » Tue May 03, 2016 7:46 pm

Kris Bryant must be Kelly Kapowski, because I totally would.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby The Logan » Tue May 03, 2016 7:49 pm

David Ross is Mr. Belding. Joe Maddon is Max. John Lackey still hasn't transferred over from Valley yet.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby David » Tue May 03, 2016 7:56 pm

The Logan wrote:David Ross is Mr. Belding. Joe Maddon is Max. John Lackey still hasn't transferred over from Valley yet.


if rizzo were zach and belding were theo, we could call the red sox JFK junior high and francona miss bliss

theo as mr belding is a huge reach, though.
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Re: Baez impresses Baez

Postby Bobson Dugnutt » Tue May 03, 2016 7:56 pm

The Logan wrote:David Ross is Mr. Belding. Joe Maddon is Max. John Lackey still hasn't transferred over from Valley yet.


Lackey is Tori, because his presence will always be confusing and uncomfortable.
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