I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby mike2482 » Sat May 12, 2018 12:41 pm

Is there even the slightest chance that he opts out this year? Is he a super honest guys that feels bad for not living up to the hype, and willing to move on, or maybe doesn’t want to become a bench player? I know I’m grasping at straws here.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby treebird » Sat May 12, 2018 12:45 pm

yes he can be this bad forever and no he’s not opting out under any circumstances at this point. there were scenarios you could dream on before the season where he came out the gate better than his old self and ended up proving he was back and then some, but all that is off the table now.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby soccer10k » Sat May 12, 2018 4:57 pm

d_money wrote:Is J-Hey unfixable?


He appeared to be fixed until Duke wrote an article about Heyward and broke him again.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Bull » Sat May 12, 2018 5:07 pm

soccer10k wrote:
d_money wrote:Is J-Hey unfixable?


He appeared to be fixed until Duke wrote an article about Heyward and broke him again.

Then he started a thread called “good things” or some horsefeathers. We are all doomed.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Backtobanks » Sat May 12, 2018 5:37 pm

mike2482 wrote:Is there even the slightest chance that he opts out this year? Is he a super honest guys that feels bad for not living up to the hype, and willing to move on, or maybe doesn’t want to become a bench player? I know I’m grasping at straws here.


There is a slight chance, just like there is a slight chance of me winning the power ball lottery.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby BigSlick » Mon May 21, 2018 10:11 pm

Jason Heyward is just irretrievably bad then right
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Bull » Tue May 22, 2018 1:56 am

BigSlick wrote:Jason Heyward is just irretrievably bad then right

I really thought Chili was going to un-break the breaking that Mallee had done. Turns out Mallee didn’t break him, he just forgot how to hit or something.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby PackLandVA » Tue May 22, 2018 2:52 am

Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Tue May 22, 2018 3:55 am

PackLandVA wrote:Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?


Carl was worth 4.9 WAR post-Theo.

Heyward has been worth *gulp* 2.3 WAR.

PLOT TWIST: The Red Sox only got 0.2 WAR from Carl, the rest went to the Dodgers.

Basically they both suck.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby JennieGarthAlgar » Tue May 22, 2018 9:31 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
PackLandVA wrote:Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?


Carl was worth 4.9 WAR post-Theo.

Heyward has been worth *gulp* 2.3 WAR.

PLOT TWIST: The Red Sox only got 0.2 WAR from Carl, the rest went to the Dodgers.

Basically they both suck.


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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby weis21 » Tue May 22, 2018 10:32 pm

JennieGarthAlgar wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
PackLandVA wrote:Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?


Carl was worth 4.9 WAR post-Theo.

Heyward has been worth *gulp* 2.3 WAR.

PLOT TWIST: The Red Sox only got 0.2 WAR from Carl, the rest went to the Dodgers.

Basically they both suck.


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World series pep talks are worth 3.2 WAR i believe

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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Omar » Tue May 22, 2018 10:50 pm

JennieGarthAlgar wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
PackLandVA wrote:Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?


Carl was worth 4.9 WAR post-Theo.

Heyward has been worth *gulp* 2.3 WAR.

PLOT TWIST: The Red Sox only got 0.2 WAR from Carl, the rest went to the Dodgers.

Basically they both suck.


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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Hairyducked Idiot » Tue May 22, 2018 10:58 pm

PackLandVA wrote:Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?


Look within Yu, the real answer is there.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue May 22, 2018 10:59 pm

Hairyducked Idiot wrote:
PackLandVA wrote:Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?


Look within Yu, the real answer is there.


I'm not really making any hEdwind here trying to come up with an answer.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Duke Silver » Wed May 23, 2018 12:13 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Hairyducked Idiot wrote:
PackLandVA wrote:Worse signing by Theo: Jason Heyward or Carl Crawford?


Look within Yu, the real answer is there.


I'm not really making any hEdwind here trying to come up with an answer.


This Chat wood leave me thinking about someone else.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Regular Show » Wed May 23, 2018 12:43 am

You're all wrong... There is nothing worse than being someone's (John) Lackey.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Bertz » Wed May 23, 2018 12:54 am

I'm Renterially racking my brain trying to come up with a good Julio Lugo pun
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Omar » Wed May 23, 2018 7:46 pm

something something Edwin Jackson
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Banedon » Wed May 23, 2018 7:49 pm

Omar wrote:something something Edwin Jackson


Sammy Sofa wrote:I'm not really making any hEdwind here trying to come up with an answer.
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Postby UMFan83 » Fri May 25, 2018 2:22 pm

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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri May 25, 2018 3:22 pm

Hey, maybe the trick for a guy who has always looked terrible at the plate is to look even more terrible to fix things.
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Brian707 » Fri May 25, 2018 3:23 pm

Omar wrote:something something Edwin Jackson



Actually that signing helped them be extra bad to move up in the draft
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Bertz » Fri May 25, 2018 3:28 pm

Chili Davis wrote:It's your only move, Jason. Sometimes the way back up is down. Let me tell you a story. It's 1994. I went ice climbing, and I fell into a crevasse. I hurt my leg, and I couldn't climb back up. So fighting every natural instinct, doing the thing that seemed most awful to me, I climbed down into the darkness. And that's how I got out. when I got back to base camp, I went and found my fellow climber, the one who had cut me loose after I fell. And I said, ''Connie Chung, you did the right thing.''
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby Bull » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:11 pm

So are we all afraid to post in this thread?
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Re: I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread

Postby David » Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:24 pm

UMFan83 wrote:


All it took was this idiot saying something. He puts Duke to shame.
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