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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:26 pm

Derwood wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Imagine watching Sportscenter in 2017.


I wouldn't call it "watching" so much as "flipping past"

lol, were you in a horsefeathering Super 8?
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:15 pm

A Tebow home run at least gave us this magnificent Derwooding.

Maybe he's not all that bad.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:02 am

He's more dong now than man...twisted and evil:

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby CubInOK » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:10 am

When does he get called up to AA Gainesville?
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby OleMissCub » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:11 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:He's more dong now than man...twisted and evil:



''tis not man, but beast!"

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby biittner77 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:15 pm

Our local low A team is already marketing the games where fans will get a chance to see Tebow play here at Shorebirds stadium. It would be funny if he got promoted before then (I believe they come here in late May.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Fri May 12, 2017 9:04 pm

Weird that it took a dude who hadn't played baseball in about a decade a while to adjust to professional baseball.

Over his last 15 games Tebow is hitting 327/413/436 and probably will be promoted soon.

I don't care how much you hate a guy, his progress is remarkable.

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Derwood » Fri May 12, 2017 9:05 pm

We Got The Whole 9 wrote:Weird that it took a dude who hadn't played baseball in about a decade a while to adjust to professional baseball.

Over his last 15 games Tebow is hitting 327/413/436 and probably will be promoted soon.

I don't care how much you hate a guy, his progress is remarkable.

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Re: RE: Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Fri May 12, 2017 10:25 pm

Derwood wrote:
We Got The Whole 9 wrote:Weird that it took a dude who hadn't played baseball in about a decade a while to adjust to professional baseball.

Over his last 15 games Tebow is hitting 327/413/436 and probably will be promoted soon.

I don't care how much you hate a guy, his progress is remarkable.

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Re: RE: Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Derwood » Fri May 12, 2017 10:35 pm

We Got The Whole 9 wrote:
Derwood wrote:
We Got The Whole 9 wrote:Weird that it took a dude who hadn't played baseball in about a decade a while to adjust to professional baseball.

Over his last 15 games Tebow is hitting 327/413/436 and probably will be promoted soon.

I don't care how much you hate a guy, his progress is remarkable.

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby mul21 » Sat May 13, 2017 3:28 am

Derwood wrote:
We Got The Whole 9 wrote:Weird that it took a dude who hadn't played baseball in about a decade a while to adjust to professional baseball.

Over his last 15 games Tebow is hitting 327/413/436 and probably will be promoted soon.

I don't care how much you hate a guy, his progress is remarkable.

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You say that like it's a threat most of us would have a problem with.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat May 13, 2017 3:30 am

Yeah, promoting him is just going to unleash the inevitable failure. Go nuts, Mets.
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Re: RE: Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby weis21 » Sat May 13, 2017 12:33 pm

We Got The Whole 9 wrote:
Derwood wrote:
We Got The Whole 9 wrote:Weird that it took a dude who hadn't played baseball in about a decade a while to adjust to professional baseball.

Over his last 15 games Tebow is hitting 327/413/436 and probably will be promoted soon.

I don't care how much you hate a guy, his progress is remarkable.

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I mean I don't know what kind of cellphone you have, but one of Tim's latest board upgrades really made it easier to view/post the forum from a phone browser for me (I'm the typical iPhone/Safari guy). You may want to give that a try? I used to use Tapatalk but ended up deleting it because Tim loves us and gives us good things.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby ConstableRabbit » Sat May 13, 2017 1:48 pm

Or just turn off the signature in Tapatalk settings.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby David » Sat May 13, 2017 1:56 pm

can i say on one hand that it is very impressive to basically roll out of bed (in a broad sense) and have success at professional baseball, while still thinking this is a ridiculous and ultimately pointless sideshow that only a joke of an org like the mets would partake in
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby OleMissCub » Sat May 13, 2017 3:04 pm

David wrote:can i say on one hand that it is very impressive to basically roll out of bed (in a broad sense) and have success at professional baseball, while still thinking this is a ridiculous and ultimately pointless sideshow that only a joke of an org like the mets would partake in


Was just going to write something similar. Dude hasn't played baseball in any form in over 10 years and is hitting .250. I'll give him credit. He's a hell of an athlete and this is proof.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat May 13, 2017 3:06 pm

Yeah, it's the feelgood story of the new millennium.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby SouthSideRyan » Sat May 13, 2017 3:33 pm

Don't get me wrong there are few things outside of Bulls threads I enjoy this board's collective delicious tears more on than Tebow. But last 5 games new guy?
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby David » Sat May 13, 2017 3:38 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:Don't get me wrong there are few things outside of Bulls threads I enjoy this board's collective delicious tears more on than Tebow. But last 5 games new guy?


15, to be fair
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby SouthSideRyan » Sat May 13, 2017 3:48 pm

David wrote:
SouthSideRyan wrote:Don't get me wrong there are few things outside of Bulls threads I enjoy this board's collective delicious tears more on than Tebow. But last 5 games new guy?


15, to be fair


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Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Sat May 13, 2017 5:00 pm

weis21 wrote:
We Got The Whole 9 wrote:
Derwood wrote:
please turn off your Tapatalk signature before I block your posts

At the risk of seeming like I don't give a horsefeathers I should advise you that I am quite the daredevil

Sent from my SM-N900T using Tapatalk

I mean I don't know what kind of cellphone you have, but one of Tim's latest board upgrades really made it easier to view/post the forum from a phone browser for me (I'm the typical iPhone/Safari guy). You may want to give that a try? I used to use Tapatalk but ended up deleting it because Tim loves us and gives us good things.

I'm just used to Tapatalk and don't feel like making a switch.
ConstableRabbit wrote:Or just turn off the signature in Tapatalk settings.

I did. The thing is, I recently had to switch phones and forgot I would have to turn them off again. But honestly, it's such a petty horsefeathering thing to bitch about. It's one stupid extra line.

Derwood just wanted to puff his chest.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Derwood » Sat May 13, 2017 5:22 pm

It's a common annoyance with that app. No chest puffing here
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby philosophizer75 » Sat May 13, 2017 5:29 pm

I peruse this forum equally on my phone and on my pc. When I'm on my phone I use tapatalk. It's pretty easy to just switch off the tapatalk signature, and personally it annoys me when I see it on my own posts.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Sat May 13, 2017 6:13 pm

I hope they promote him to AA, can he hit less than .100 there? Would they have the balls to demote him back to a ball? nice stretch this week against teens though
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby ConstableRabbit » Sat May 13, 2017 8:57 pm

The (modest, given that it's Low-A) power of Tebow compels you.
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