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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby OleMissCub » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:23 pm

JonJayCutler wrote: .317/.398//549 line in 82 AB in High-A.


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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:47 pm

went to a Cedar Rapids/Lansing game the other night and some hipster doofus was wearing a Tebow Mets jersey
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:04 pm

Welcome to the Upside Down where Tim Tebow runs a 162 wRC+ in 120 PA
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:43 am

Even a fastball to the coconut can't stop him:

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:45 am

REJOICE, BEARS FANS:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2727 ... ason-debut

Chicago Bears head coach John Fox had an interesting comparison when describing Mitchell Trubisky's preseason debut in the team's 24-17 defeat to the Denver Broncos on Thursday.

"First time we threw Tim Tebow out in Denver was pretty similar," Fox said of the hype growing around the No. 2 overall pick, according to Bears sideline reporter Zach Zaidman.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:30 pm

Tim Tebow might have been cast from His right side; the numbers ain't looking too good. After a hot start in high A, he's rockin' this line after 202 PA:

.215 .289 .343 .631

For comparison, here is how he did in 244 PA in low A:

.220 .311 .336 .648

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO OFFEND THEE.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:51 pm

Damn I stopped looking a while back, didn't realize they shut him down like that lol
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:28 pm

this is hilarious for several reasons

http://www.christianpost.com/news/tim-t ... ps-196205/
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:30 pm

the tebow thing is great because he's either a hypocrite and the thing is a total scam that will all eventually fall apart

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it's legit and lol you could have had whatever you wanted and you chose this life you dork
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:39 pm

I think he's genuine...














...ly an idiot.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby OleMissCub » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:22 am

He's a eunuch like Mojo (according to Sully)
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Omar » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:18 pm

hes doing better in A than Michael Jordan did in AA so hes got that going for him which is nice.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:22 pm

Maybe there is a higher power on his side in how all of the Mets players are being struck down one by one until they have no choice but to ascend Tebow to the ML team.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:47 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:the tebow thing is great because he's either a hypocrite and the thing is a total scam that will all eventually fall apart

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it's legit and lol you could have had whatever you wanted and you chose this life you dork


If I could have whatever I wanted I'd probably choose to play baseball too
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:54 pm

Play or "play?"
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:55 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:the tebow thing is great because he's either a hypocrite and the thing is a total scam that will all eventually fall apart

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it's legit and lol you could have had whatever you wanted and you chose this life you dork


If I could have whatever I wanted I'd probably choose to play baseball too


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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Omar » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:19 am

Averages aside, I am still sort of impressed an outsider can come in, have 97 hits, 24 doubles, 2 triples, 8 home runs, 52 RBIs, and 43 walks.

So does he get a September call-up or what?
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby OleMissCub » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:53 pm

Omar wrote:Averages aside, I am still sort of impressed an outsider can come in, have 97 hits, 24 doubles, 2 triples, 8 home runs, 52 RBIs, and 43 walks.

So does he get a September call-up or what?


Absolutely. They are 24 games back.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

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OleMissCub wrote:
Omar wrote:Averages aside, I am still sort of impressed an outsider can come in, have 97 hits, 24 doubles, 2 triples, 8 home runs, 52 RBIs, and 43 walks.

So does he get a September call-up or what?


Absolutely. They are 24 games back.


You think they're going to remove an actual major league prospect from their 40-man in order to promote him?
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby OleMissCub » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:04 pm

Derwood wrote:
OleMissCub wrote:
Omar wrote:Averages aside, I am still sort of impressed an outsider can come in, have 97 hits, 24 doubles, 2 triples, 8 home runs, 52 RBIs, and 43 walks.

So does he get a September call-up or what?


Absolutely. They are 24 games back.


You think they're going to remove an actual major league prospect from their 40-man in order to promote him?


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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Omar » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:01 pm

if you promote him, people will come
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Banedon » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:59 pm

New York Mets general manager Sandy Alderson believes 2007 Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow "will play in the major leagues."


"He's been super for us the first year-plus," Alderson said of Tebow. "He's made progress on the field and he's dedicated himself to improving. He has spent a lot of time in the offseason working with hitting coaches."


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2760 ... =editorial
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby SouthSideRyan » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:03 am

What is he supposed to say?
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