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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:06 am

SouthSideRyan wrote:What is he supposed to say?


lol i mean on the one hand i agree with you and think most of the outrage around whatever tebow is doing in the minors is ridiculous (HES TAKING AT BATS AWAY FROM REAL PROSPECTS,) but on the other hand your nonstop devotion to defending him is one of the most inexplicable things to happen on this board
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Cubswin11 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:21 am

That special time of year where MLB will spend the next few weeks promoting and marketing Tebow more than they will the dozens of their young stars actually in MLB over the course of the year.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby SouthSideRyan » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:28 am

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SouthSideRyan wrote:What is he supposed to say?


lol i mean on the one hand i agree with you and think most of the outrage around whatever tebow is doing in the minors is ridiculous (HES TAKING AT BATS AWAY FROM REAL PROSPECTS,) but on the other hand your nonstop devotion to defending him is one of the most inexplicable things to happen on this board


I think you underestimate how much free time I have. I don't even see how my posts in this thread come close to devotion.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:01 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:What is he supposed to say?


A press release about how Tebow was released would suffice.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:15 pm

Yeah, pretty sure he had options besides, "this terrible freakshow WILL play in the majors."
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby biittner77 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:41 pm

Hot take: Anyone in the Mets system that can't outshine Tim Tebow was probably not terribly interesting as a prospect anyway.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby 17 Seconds » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:45 pm

that's one of the coldest takes i've ever seen
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Derwood » Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:28 pm

I really hope they do call him up in September and then lose an actual prospect in the Rule 5 that should’ve been in Tebow’s 40 man spot
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby biittner77 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:09 pm

17 Seconds wrote:that's one of the coldest takes i've ever seen


Yet here we are and people still inexplicably care whether Tebow sucking at baseball will keep someone else from sucking at baseball.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:13 pm

biittner77 wrote:
17 Seconds wrote:that's one of the coldest takes i've ever seen


Yet here we are and people still inexplicably care whether Tebow sucking at baseball will keep someone else from sucking at baseball.


Nah. He's just a lunk and it's hilarious when he fails.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby squally1313 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:33 pm

I think it's an interesting test case in the debate between running your team as a business and running your team under the goal of winning a World Series. Maybe the Mets aren't the best example, though I honestly don't see the harm in giving him 100 ABs in September over a Jay Bruce or something when they're 20 games out.

But let's say he was a member of the Marlins or something. You've just traded away your entire outfield, you're going to be 20 games out by the ASB, and you're already near the bottom in attendance. Sure, I wouldn't want him taking ABs away from Lewis Brinson or Monte Harrison if they prove that they're ready by then. But JB Shuck or Scott Van Slyke? I can see an argument that the bump in attendance/attention/revenue would be worth it, especially with the built in incentive to lose anyways.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:43 pm

Counterpoint: both the Mets and Tebow deserve nothing but bad baseball things to happen to them.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:05 pm

WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO OFFEND THEE:

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Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:10 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO OFFEND THEE:


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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:32 pm

#ThatsSoMet
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Derwood » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:18 am

He can walk on water, but the sprinkler gets him
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby OleMissCub » Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:25 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO OFFEND THEE:



Pretty sure Mickey Mantle blew his knee out as a rookie on something similar. So there’s definitely hope for Timmy.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:34 pm

am I crazy or didn't this happen last spring training too, it might have been Scherzer exactly but if not another good SP
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:12 pm

So he took 2 well located pitches against a top 3 pitcher and missed the one he swung at, while Scherzer went on to strike out 4 of the other 8 batters faced.

You guys are kind of obsessed with hating Tim Tebow.
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:41 pm

We Got The Whole 9 wrote:So he took 2 well located pitches against a top 3 pitcher and missed the one he swung at, while Scherzer went on to strike out 4 of the other 8 batters faced.

You guys are kind of obsessed with hating Tim Tebow.

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:56 pm

He's also struck out our best MLB hitter 70% of the time he's faced him
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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:08 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:am I crazy or didn't this happen last spring training too, it might have been Scherzer exactly but if not another good SP


yeah there was a funny picture of tebow mid swing as the ball was almost in the catcher's mitt

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it was on page 2

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Re: Tim Tebow Sucks

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:12 am

OH horsefeathers THE RAPTURE IS BACK ON:

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