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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 pm

Derwood wrote:http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation


That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby weis21 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:31 pm

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Derwood wrote:http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation


That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.

he's always looked up to jersey
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:39 pm

weis21 wrote:
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Derwood wrote:http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation


That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.

he's always looked up to jersey


I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby weis21 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:43 pm

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That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.

he's always looked up to jersey


I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...

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i know you're young. but...how young?
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:46 pm

weis21 wrote:
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weis21 wrote:he's always looked up to jersey


I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...

thatsthejoke.jpg

i know you're young. but...how young?


There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby David » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:14 am

Regular Show wrote:
weis21 wrote:
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I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...

thatsthejoke.jpg

i know you're young. but...how young?


There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:17 am

David wrote:
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weis21 wrote:thatsthejoke.jpg

i know you're young. but...how young?


There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?


Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby David » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:18 am

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There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?


Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:20 am

David wrote:
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David wrote:Seriously, how old are you?


Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo


I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:21 am

This dude is on a rampage today.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:23 am

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There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?


Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:27 am

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David wrote:Seriously, how old are you?


Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:43 am

David wrote:
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David wrote:Seriously, how old are you?


Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo


It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:56 am

Regular Show wrote:
David wrote:
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Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo


It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.

I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:02 am

Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:03 am

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David wrote:I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo


It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.

I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.


Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.

It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby Regular Show » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:06 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.


Yes, Sammy Sofa I'm totally coincidentally set off. I'm so angry right now lol.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

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Sammy Sofa wrote:Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.


he absolutely is
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby David » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:08 am

Regular Show wrote:
David wrote:
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Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo


I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.


either you're meph, or TT was stiffing his hairdressers on tips before you were even born
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby NOLA » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:11 am

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It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.

I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.


Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.

It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...

I actually think fart jokes are funnier now than I did when I was 15.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

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David wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.


he absolutely is


Lol. Honestly, I was just angry that I clicked on this dumb thread and I thought Soler got suspended. I like Soler and I'm rooting for him. I'm sick of these stupid thread titles. That's it.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

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David wrote:
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David wrote:I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo


I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.


either you're meph, or TT was stiffing his hairdressers on tips before you were even born


Again, I don't know what that means lol.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby CoolHandLuke » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:15 am

I think this thread has the makings of becoming a classic. Lets keep this going.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:37 am

NOLA wrote:
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DiceMan4221 wrote:I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.


Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.

It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...

I actually think fart jokes are funnier now than I did when I was 15.

My 4 year old and a friend of hers were telling jokes back and forth to each other in the form of "Do you know what I use for a toothbrush? Leaves!"
So I asked if I could join in, and they said yes. I asked "You know what I use as a pillow? A jar full of farts." It absolutely killed, and I have to admit that being being spur of the moment, it was hillarious. I mean...a jar ain't even comfortable! The farts don't change that fact!

But on the Meph front, I don't think this dood is Meph. I think there are a lot of Meph-types on these interwebs. I mean, there but for the grace of God...who doesn't exist, btw.
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