Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's

[Derwood]

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2282 ... -violation

[Regular Show]

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation

That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.

[weis21]

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation

That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.

he's always looked up to jersey

[Regular Show]

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation

That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.

he's always looked up to jersey

I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...

[weis21]

That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.

he's always looked up to jersey

I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...

thatsthejoke.jpg

i know you're young. but...how young?

[Regular Show]

he's always looked up to jersey

I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...

thatsthejoke.jpg

i know you're young. but...how young?

There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

[David]

I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...

thatsthejoke.jpg

i know you're young. but...how young?

There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?

[Regular Show]

thatsthejoke.jpg

i know you're young. but...how young?

There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

[David]

There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo

[Regular Show]

Seriously, how old are you?

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo

I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.

[Sammy Sofa]

This dude is on a rampage today.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...

Seriously, how old are you?

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

[Regular Show]

Seriously, how old are you?

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

[Regular Show]

Seriously, how old are you?

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo

It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo

It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.

I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.

[Regular Show]

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo

It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.

I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.

Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.

It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...

[Regular Show]

Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.

Yes, Sammy Sofa I'm totally coincidentally set off. I'm so angry right now lol.

[David]

Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.

he absolutely is

[David]

Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...

Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo

I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.

either you're meph, or TT was stiffing his hairdressers on tips before you were even born

[NOLA]

It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.

I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.

Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.

It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...

I actually think fart jokes are funnier now than I did when I was 15.

[Regular Show]

Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.

he absolutely is

Lol. Honestly, I was just angry that I clicked on this dumb thread and I thought Soler got suspended. I like Soler and I'm rooting for him. I'm sick of these stupid thread titles. That's it.

[Regular Show]

I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo

I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.

either you're meph, or TT was stiffing his hairdressers on tips before you were even born

Again, I don't know what that means lol.

[CoolHandLuke]

I think this thread has the makings of becoming a classic. Lets keep this going.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.

Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.

It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...

I actually think fart jokes are funnier now than I did when I was 15.

My 4 year old and a friend of hers were telling jokes back and forth to each other in the form of "Do you know what I use for a toothbrush? Leaves!"
So I asked if I could join in, and they said yes. I asked "You know what I use as a pillow? A jar full of farts." It absolutely killed, and I have to admit that being being spur of the moment, it was hillarious. I mean...a jar ain't even comfortable! The farts don't change that fact!

But on the Meph front, I don't think this dood is Meph. I think there are a lot of Meph-types on these interwebs. I mean, there but for the grace of God...who doesn't exist, btw.