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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's
Derwood wrote:http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation
That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's
Regular Show wrote:Derwood wrote:http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation
That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.
he's always looked up to jersey
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weis21 wrote:Regular Show wrote:Derwood wrote:http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/22825272/minnesota-twins-ss-jorge-polanco-suspended-80-games-drug-violation
That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.
he's always looked up to jersey
I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's
Regular Show wrote:weis21 wrote:Regular Show wrote:
That's messed up bro. You all know we were thinking of Jorge Soler with that misleading title. Not cool.
he's always looked up to jersey
I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...
thatsthejoke.jpg
i know you're young. but...how young?
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's
weis21 wrote:Regular Show wrote:weis21 wrote:he's always looked up to jersey
I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...
thatsthejoke.jpg
i know you're young. but...how young?
There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's
Regular Show wrote:weis21 wrote:Regular Show wrote:
I wish a moderator would amend the title to "Jorge Polanco suspended 80 games for PEDs". No one gives a horsefeathers about Jorge Polanco...
thatsthejoke.jpg
i know you're young. but...how young?
There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...
Seriously, how old are you?
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David wrote:Regular Show wrote:weis21 wrote:thatsthejoke.jpg
i know you're young. but...how young?
There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...
Seriously, how old are you?
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.
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Regular Show wrote:David wrote:Regular Show wrote:
There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...
Seriously, how old are you?
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.
I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
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David wrote:Regular Show wrote:David wrote:Seriously, how old are you?
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.
I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.
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Regular Show wrote:David wrote:Regular Show wrote:
There was a joke in there? I guess I missed it. I just hate these stupid misleading titles. I'm getting sick of them lol...
Seriously, how old are you?
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

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DiceMan4221 wrote:Regular Show wrote:David wrote:Seriously, how old are you?
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.

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David wrote:Regular Show wrote:David wrote:Seriously, how old are you?
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.
I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.
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Regular Show wrote:David wrote:Regular Show wrote:
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.
I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.
I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.
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Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.
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DiceMan4221 wrote:Regular Show wrote:David wrote:I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.
I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.
Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.
It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...
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Sammy Sofa wrote:Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.
Yes, Sammy Sofa I'm totally coincidentally set off. I'm so angry right now lol.
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Sammy Sofa wrote:Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.
he absolutely is
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Regular Show wrote:David wrote:Regular Show wrote:
Old enough to know that stupid misleading titles aren't funny...
Or maybe I'm too young to understand the hilarity of this series of lame jokes/misdirection.
I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.
either you're meph, or TT was stiffing his hairdressers on tips before you were even born
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Re: Jorge suspended 80 games for PED's
Regular Show wrote:DiceMan4221 wrote:Regular Show wrote:
It says you're 35. You still find this horsefeathers entertaining at that age lol? That's depressing.
I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.
Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.
It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...
I actually think fart jokes are funnier now than I did when I was 15.
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David wrote:Sammy Sofa wrote:Man, someone joked that this guy is Meph the other day and TOTALLY COINCIDENTALLY it set him off.
he absolutely is
Lol. Honestly, I was just angry that I clicked on this dumb thread and I thought Soler got suspended. I like Soler and I'm rooting for him. I'm sick of these stupid thread titles. That's it.
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David wrote:Regular Show wrote:David wrote:I just want to know if you're very young or just a weirdo
I'm not that young. Well, I'm probably younger than most ppl here. I think Raisin or TT are younger than me.
either you're meph, or TT was stiffing his hairdressers on tips before you were even born
Again, I don't know what that means lol.
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I think this thread has the makings of becoming a classic. Lets keep this going.
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NOLA wrote:Regular Show wrote:DiceMan4221 wrote:I wasn't aware that jokes get less funny at my age. Btw, they were asking your age because they can't tell if you are 15 or something.
Hahaha. That's so dumb. Why does that matter? A 15 year old has a sense of humor and gets jokes. I don't think I would find this more or less funny at 15.
It is possible that jokes get less funny as you get older/mature. I'm hoping you don't find fart jokes or butt jokes as funny as when you were a kid...
I actually think fart jokes are funnier now than I did when I was 15.
My 4 year old and a friend of hers were telling jokes back and forth to each other in the form of "Do you know what I use for a toothbrush? Leaves!"
So I asked if I could join in, and they said yes. I asked "You know what I use as a pillow? A jar full of farts." It absolutely killed, and I have to admit that being being spur of the moment, it was hillarious. I mean...a jar ain't even comfortable! The farts don't change that fact!
But on the Meph front, I don't think this dood is Meph. I think there are a lot of Meph-types on these interwebs. I mean, there but for the grace of God...who doesn't exist, btw.

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