The Terrible Umpires Thread

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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby mul21 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:49 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:He'd refuse to call anything except playoff games.


He wouldn't call playoff games, he'd be at a concert.
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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby Thed Hoyerstein » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:50 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:He'd refuse to call anything except playoff games.


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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:06 pm

Thed Hoyerstein wrote:maybe David should be an umpire


No count would ever get past 1-1
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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby Thed Hoyerstein » Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:38 pm

mul21 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:He'd refuse to call anything except playoff games.


He wouldn't call playoff games, he'd be at a concert.


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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby mul21 » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:59 pm

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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby treebird » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:25 pm

mul21 wrote:https://deadspin.com/minnesota-steakhouse-pranks-umpire-joe-west-with-braill-1828406253?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Deadspin_facebook


top comment so good

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

West: Please.

Waiter: [grinds pepper]

West: Hey! You’re getting pepper all over my napkin!

Waiter: My apologies. It was my understanding you considered low and away over the plate.
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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby javy knows my name » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:41 am

SouthSideRyan wrote:
Thed Hoyerstein wrote:maybe David should be an umpire


No count would ever get past 1-1


This is horsefeathering brilliant
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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:20 am

Re: Joe West

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Re: The Terrible Umpires Thread

Postby weis21 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:27 pm

CyHawk_Cub wrote:Re: Joe West


Kerry's reaction to reading Javy's tweet:
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