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Postby UK » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:22 pm

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horsefeathers, I turned into CubinNY. I expect Trump to be charged with treason.

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General Chit-Chat thread

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:19 pm

So I’m about to start a planning development effort with a man named John Jacobi who is the founder of Windermere real estate


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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Derwood » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:55 am

Someone played a trick on me this summer. They replaced all of my pants with smaller, tighter pants.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:07 pm

Derwood wrote:Someone played a trick on me this summer. They replaced all of my pants with smaller, tighter pants.


Confirmed: Derwood is Bill O'Reilly.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:11 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Derwood wrote:Someone played a trick on me this summer. They replaced all of my pants with smaller, tighter pants.


Confirmed: Derwood is Bill O'Reilly.


well done


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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby David » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:45 pm

do i make a jorts joke or is it too late
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Derwood » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:57 pm

David wrote:do i make a jorts joke or is it too late


I’ll allow it
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:37 pm


thread:
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:44 pm

CyHawk_Cub wrote:
thread:
Spoiler: show













Some more info:
http://gothamist.com/2018/08/20/dudes_d ... r_scam.php
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby 17 Seconds » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:00 pm

she sounds like a sociopath
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:10 pm

17 Seconds wrote:she sounds like a sociopath


Even if you don't think it was funny, it was at worst a bad prank.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby 17 Seconds » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:13 pm

Banedon wrote:
17 Seconds wrote:she sounds like a sociopath


Even if you don't think it was funny, it was at worst a bad prank.


like all those hilarious youtube pranksters. i don't care about the dudes who went along with it or whatever, but it's a pretty lame stunt.

if she had targeted guys who send gross messages or dick pics or whatever, then we'd have something cooking. this was just kind of sad.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:14 pm

Banedon wrote:
17 Seconds wrote:she sounds like a sociopath


Even if you don't think it was funny, it was at worst a bad prank.

pranksters are the world's worst humans
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:23 pm

Initially I got Tinder and Gridnr mixed up, so I thought this was gonna be pretty awesome, but then it just turned out to be lame.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Brian » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:42 pm

Yeah I saw the headline and thought it was going to be an Improv Everywhere (or whatever its called) thing, they would have at least made it interesting.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:57 pm

this owns regardless of anything, even if it's completely fabricated
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby SpongeWorthy » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:56 pm

https://local.theonion.com/grocery-stor ... 1828464175

who among us isn't getting horsefeathers faced at whole foods
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:22 pm

They found the body of the missing girl in Iowa, Mollie TIbbetts. Police had already called a press conference for 5pm to give a bunch of info, but the father told the media she was found.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:42 pm

worth a read



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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:49 pm

who the horsefeathers takes a bath?

(I would like to but I am too big to comfortably fit in a normal tub)
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:51 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:who the horsefeathers takes a bath?

(I would like to but I am too big to comfortably fit in a normal tub)


I do when my back is acting up...better than a heating pad for me.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:56 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:who the horsefeathers takes a bath?


Creeps.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:49 pm

saw this 4 times before I realized it wasn't from the onion

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:21 pm

Banedon wrote:They found the body of the missing girl in Iowa, Mollie TIbbetts. Police had already called a press conference for 5pm to give a bunch of info, but the father told the media she was found.


Undocumented immigrant...here we go...

The murder suspect is an undocumented immigrant who authorities believe has been in the area for four to seven years, Rahn said.

He said the suspect followed Tibbetts on July 18 and then abducted her.
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