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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:48 pm

JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:I'd like to hear more about how he set about making (and proving) the formula. The math involved is ultimately pretty simple...there is just a LOT of it, and they don't tell you what the variables represent.


the square roots and primes were enough to follow, but the giant square root of horsefeathers did me in personally
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:19 pm

Does it come in fleshlight variety?
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:29 pm

Ideally it will lead to sterilizing injuries.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:43 pm

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I'm sold. Sign me up for two cases.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby mul21 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:52 pm

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She's clearly gotten into the devil's lettuce. Yikes. That's actually a couple years old I think. I know I've seen it before.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:05 pm

Oh sure, now that my kid is too old Nike comes out with a sneaker subscription service for kids...

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/12/business ... index.html
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:42 pm

OH MY GOD THE HOG GUY WAS RIGHT IT'S THE HOG END TIMES:

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:02 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:OH MY GOD THE HOG GUY WAS RIGHT IT'S THE HOG END TIMES:


Probably the most interesting thing happening in Charles County, too.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:54 pm

Me: Oh great, Barstool is trending on Twitter. What awful thing did they do this time?



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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:56 pm

Someone should probably tell him how 'my entire life is performance art' worked as a legal defense for Alex Jones
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Chocolate Milk » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:41 pm

The Barstool chuds have this infatuation with Portnoy like he is some kind of man's man or tough guy and not some nerd who is the size of a jockey. I can't wrap my head around it. It's like the people who think Trump is some sort of manly man even though he's afraid to walk down the stairs.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:51 pm

Chocolate Milk wrote:The Barstool chuds have this infatuation with Portnoy like he is some kind of man's man or tough guy and not some nerd who is the size of a jockey. I can't wrap my head around it. It's like the people who think Trump is some sort of manly man even though he's afraid to walk down the stairs.

He's just a guy that shows people with assholic tendancies (90% of male youths) that it's okay to be an horsefeathers.

scaled down version of alt-right recruitment


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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Cubswin11 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:08 pm

Oh, good god.



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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:13 pm

What could he possibly think there is to debate? Whether "I'M JUST KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!!!!" is a viable defense tactic against lawsuits stemming from a federal labor charge?
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:15 pm

"masculinity" being claimed by the Portnoys of the world is yet another reason I'm more and more o.k. with:
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Banedon » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:59 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:What could he possibly think there is to debate? Whether "I'M JUST KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!!!!" is a viable defense tactic against lawsuits stemming from a federal labor charge?


I think the first tweet was legit. Then when he got called out, he decided to go full ridiculous so he could use the "I'm just kidding" defense.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Derwood » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:30 pm

AOC should probably investigate Walmart, Best Buy, and the myriad other mega-companies that strictly prohibit unionization
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby TruffleShuffle » Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:49 pm

probably nsbb's most popular tweet in history is about.... an obese cat.

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:15 pm

that's a good tweet
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:33 pm

I would be horsefeathering terrified to live with that monster.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Butterscup » Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:28 am

i love that chunky boy more than anything i've loved in my entire life.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby cl smooth » Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:19 pm

the excessive usage of "stan"/"we stan" over the past month or two is irritating the hell out of me. irrational, i know, but i can't help it.

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