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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Hairyducked Idiot » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:14 am

minnesotacubsfan wrote:Wtf is a sovereign citizen


It's a particularly crazy strain of conspiracy theorist nutjob who believes that for various crazy reasons that the government does not actually have authority over them.

They like to come up with all kinds of crazy theories like spelling your name in all caps means that you aren't agreeing to the contract created by your birth certificate or whatever.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby weis21 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:18 am

Liam Neeson wrote:Just wait til you find out about the draft lines at your favorite bar!

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:53 am

weis21 wrote:
Liam Neeson wrote:Just wait til you find out about the draft lines at your favorite bar!

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Youk's place sounds like it needs a butt funnel
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby biittner77 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:11 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
David wrote:i'm just picturing little pieces of dirt, hairs, crumbs, and whatever else kind of crud just ends up on the floor stuck to the wet towel

You probably shouldn't eat outside your home.


He can't. He needs to eat old people's medicine for fuel.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby 17 Seconds » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:42 pm

2017 dodgers-

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this- ... 1820519974

the guy's "unbelievable" is so painful
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby David » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:13 pm

biittner77 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:
David wrote:i'm just picturing little pieces of dirt, hairs, crumbs, and whatever else kind of crud just ends up on the floor stuck to the wet towel

You probably shouldn't eat outside your home.


He can't. He needs to eat old people's medicine for fuel.


whatever this robot reference is completely flew over my head
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:15 pm

David wrote:
biittner77 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:You probably shouldn't eat outside your home.


He can't. He needs to eat old people's medicine for fuel.


whatever this robot reference is completely flew over my head


IT'S THE GREATEST ONE:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... 0766?snl=1
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:16 pm

David wrote:
biittner77 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:You probably shouldn't eat outside your home.


He can't. He needs to eat old people's medicine for fuel.


whatever this robot reference is completely flew over my head


reboot david, reboot
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live ... nce/n10766

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby scarey » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:34 pm

I'm just here to deny the existence of robots.


Communication terminated.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby biittner77 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:03 pm

David wrote:
biittner77 wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:You probably shouldn't eat outside your home.


He can't. He needs to eat old people's medicine for fuel.


whatever this robot reference is completely flew over my head


That makes it even better
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snoodmonger wrote:Schwarber dong was as swaggy a dong as you're gonna see, fellas. If he'd dropped the bat cleanly, it would've jumped up and flipped itself.

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:54 pm

Charles Manson died. gun to my head, I would have told you he's been dead 15+ years
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:01 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Charles Manson died. gun to my head, I would have told you he's been dead 15+ years


Get the biopic starring Bob Odenkirk going ASAP:

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby MWV » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:16 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Charles Manson died. gun to my head, I would have told you he's been dead 15+ years

Pretty much exactly my reaction.
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:20 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:Charles Manson died. gun to my head, I would have told you he's been dead 15+ years

he would have shot you regardless of your answer
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby davell » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:16 pm

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby sweetpeteman » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:31 pm

davell wrote:https://twitter.com/ajc/status/932678261791969288



Something like that happened a last year in England.





Bonus: When WGN missed a demo of a bridge:

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:03 pm

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:21 pm

Do you think TT's dad follows him around everywhere and does this for people?

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:56 pm

and now David Cassidy is gone. who will be the 3rd?
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:04 pm

horsefeathers, that’s over $259,000 now
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby davell » Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:55 am

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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

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Wasn't sure where to post this, but:


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