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Postby 17 Seconds » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:58 pm

was careless the guy who ended up being a pedophile? i can't remember which dude he was
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Postby 17 Seconds » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:02 pm

sorry Logan but I have to ask if you know what molly is yet

4 times... FOUR TIMES... in 5 minutes walking from point A to point B, I was asked "Hey bro, you got any molly?". Seeing as I've never done acid I had no idea what they meant. when I got to my friends I asked why I got asked that... so, I suppose acid makes you thirsty, so a dude with a backpack (which I was carrying camera gear in) and 4 bottles of water (for my broke friends) in his arms = drug dealer.
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:17 pm

17 Seconds wrote:was careless the guy who ended up being a pedophile? i can't remember which dude he was


Dont think so, it was another guy, “keener” I think unless I missed something about careless too
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:34 pm

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17 Seconds wrote:was careless the guy who ended up being a pedophile? i can't remember which dude he was


Dont think so, it was another guy, “keener” I think unless I missed something about careless too

He was pro child porn
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

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17 Seconds wrote:was careless the guy who ended up being a pedophile? i can't remember which dude he was


Dont think so, it was another guy, “keener” I think unless I missed something about careless too

He was pro child porn

Pro child porn. Pro student-teacher intercourse. I feel like there was something else big that was weird about him... Did he basically have a mail order bride or something?
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Derwood » Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:01 pm

Want his twisted rationale that it’s better to let pedophiles keep watching child porn because it (somehow??) keeps them from having actual sex with kids? He treated it like kiddie porn was some victimless crime
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Postby big ball chunky time » Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:31 pm

Derwood wrote:Want his twisted rationale that it’s better to let pedophiles keep watching child porn because it (somehow??) keeps them from having actual sex with kids? He treated it like kiddie porn was some victimless crime


there was some thread where he was arguing that we should make CGI child porn to give to pedophiles or something. it was ... something
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Postby The Logan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:57 pm

17 Seconds wrote:sorry Logan but I have to ask if you know what molly is yet

4 times... FOUR TIMES... in 5 minutes walking from point A to point B, I was asked "Hey bro, you got any molly?". Seeing as I've never done acid I had no idea what they meant. when I got to my friends I asked why I got asked that... so, I suppose acid makes you thirsty, so a dude with a backpack (which I was carrying camera gear in) and 4 bottles of water (for my broke friends) in his arms = drug dealer.


It's that devil drug the kids are doing, right? Aaron Sorkin made a movie about it, pretty sure. Kids are playing games with it or something?

Seriously though, my lack of drug knowledge notwithstanding, that was a very strange and confusing experience for me to be walking alone in a crowd of 30,000+ people getting bombarded with questions about whether or not I had any drugs which has never happened before. Random strangers offering? Sure. Asking for them? Not before, nor since then, has that ever happened. It's still one of the most confusing moments of my life. I just wanted to be a nice guy and bring waters to my friends
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:05 pm

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Derwood wrote:Want his twisted rationale that it’s better to let pedophiles keep watching child porn because it (somehow??) keeps them from having actual sex with kids? He treated it like kiddie porn was some victimless crime


there was some thread where he was arguing that we should make CGI child porn to give to pedophiles or something. it was ... something

i believe it was that, it already exists, so might as well let those guys keep using it, but don't create anymore.

because everybody knows that existence of porn has ceased the creation of any additional porn
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby David » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:06 pm

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Oh, I did. Basically spent my last 3 hours at work reading old Cubs message board rants.


Don't be greedy, share (links) with the class


Careless talking about "willing females:"

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=63252

Derwood cracks the code of fast food upselling:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 8&start=75

pitchcs' buddy beats up a skatebaorder:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=61845

tree used to be beautiful, man:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=60306
http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=60316

Truffle hates babies:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=59876

OMC's parking woes:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=59732
http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=59928

Da Bum's breadsticks are denied cheese sauce:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=57055

The original [expletive] at work thread:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=52106

Careless complains about his vestigial toe and NOBODY EVEN REPLIES:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=55331

MFer Windermere, MFers:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=52858

OMC's got some problems with PMS:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=52704

VanceJergins will be damned if he can't keep making gay jokes about Jim Edmonds:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=49572

I'm mad imb's board name isn't Jace Clinkenbeard:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=49429

CubsGM is not fond of Soriano:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=48226

PLEASE GIVE SORIANO A "CODE RED:"

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=48263

White pants & bright underwear:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=22303

Rawdog suggests investing in sexy Soler over dud Bryant:

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=63713

"But dont worry about it I was just friends with a lot of girls in highschool. And now Im a single 36 year old with a dead end job living in a small one bedroom apartment and all I have in my fridge is 14 busch lights, a bottle of BBQ sauce, a half order of sweet and sour chicken, and some left over totinos pizza:"

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... 15&t=51863


i had completely forgotten about that horsefeathers cubbie chris aka CC

felt like every other post was either a terrible joke or bragging about his big screen tv or some other recent big purchase
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:07 pm

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17 Seconds wrote:sorry Logan but I have to ask if you know what molly is yet

4 times... FOUR TIMES... in 5 minutes walking from point A to point B, I was asked "Hey bro, you got any molly?". Seeing as I've never done acid I had no idea what they meant. when I got to my friends I asked why I got asked that... so, I suppose acid makes you thirsty, so a dude with a backpack (which I was carrying camera gear in) and 4 bottles of water (for my broke friends) in his arms = drug dealer.


It's that devil drug the kids are doing, right? Aaron Sorkin made a movie about it, pretty sure. Kids are playing games with it or something?

Seriously though, my lack of drug knowledge notwithstanding, that was a very strange and confusing experience for me to be walking alone in a crowd of 30,000+ people getting bombarded with questions about whether or not I had any drugs which has never happened before. Random strangers offering? Sure. Asking for them? Not before, nor since then, has that ever happened. It's still one of the most confusing moments of my life. I just wanted to be a nice guy and bring waters to my friends


reminds me of the first time walking around NYC when hasidic jews would walk up to me over and over and ask if I'm jewish.
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:08 pm

CC was Rex Ryan
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:13 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:CC was Rex Ryan



Yuuuuup. I completely forgot about that
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Postby David » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:15 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:CC was Rex Ryan



Yuuuuup. I completely forgot about that


what

EDIT - OH YEAH
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Postby big ball chunky time » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:51 pm

who is the most random ex-nsbber you remember

my vote is for cheesehead cubs fan
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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:52 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
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Derwood wrote:Want his twisted rationale that it’s better to let pedophiles keep watching child porn because it (somehow??) keeps them from having actual sex with kids? He treated it like kiddie porn was some victimless crime


there was some thread where he was arguing that we should make CGI child porn to give to pedophiles or something. it was ... something

i believe it was that, it already exists, so might as well let those guys keep using it, but don't create anymore.

because everybody knows that existence of porn has ceased the creation of any additional porn


Pretty sure he actually had kids, too. Yikes.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:53 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:who is the most random ex-nsbber you remember

my vote is for cheesehead cubs fan


Paladin Cecil or Vance Jergins.

Or mhuber.
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Sammy Sofa wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:who is the most random ex-nsbber you remember

my vote is for cheesehead cubs fan


Paladin Cecil or Vance Jergins.

Or mhuber.


paladin cecil is a great one

remember he made those videos of him "announcing" historic baseball moments, and he said he was having trouble with it so he had to write a script. So then he started filming himself reading a script of great baseball plays and we were like dude we can see your eyes move, and he was like "Ah, yes, hmm." And then the next day posted a video of himself reading a script with sunglasses on so we couldnt see his eyes.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:56 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:who is the most random ex-nsbber you remember

my vote is for cheesehead cubs fan


Paladin Cecil or Vance Jergins.

Or mhuber.


Cecil was afraid he was gonna die from Rogaine
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:57 pm

I don’t know if he counts but I really mis rchap
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:59 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:who is the most random ex-nsbber you remember

my vote is for cheesehead cubs fan


Paladin Cecil or Vance Jergins.

Or mhuber.


paladin cecil is a great one

remember he made those videos of him "announcing" historic baseball moments, and he said he was having trouble with it so he had to write a script. So then he started filming himself reading a script of great baseball plays and we were like dude we can see your eyes move, and he was like "Ah, yes, hmm." And then the next day posted a video of himself reading a script with sunglasses on so we couldnt see his eyes.


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Postby SouthSideRyan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:59 pm

I wanna change my answer to GlassCow who in the picture thread posted himself with strippers blurred out
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Postby biittner77 » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:00 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:who is the most random ex-nsbber you remember

my vote is for cheesehead cubs fan


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Re: General Chit-Chat thread

Postby David » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:01 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:who is the most random ex-nsbber you remember

my vote is for cheesehead cubs fan


Paladin Cecil or Vance Jergins.

Or mhuber.


didn't mhuber just go on some weird rant about something? i'm thinking either it was defending owners not spending or something about russell
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