Stocks

[seanimal]

this app horsefeathers is whack, i need a bloomberg terminal how do i get that?

[jersey cubs fan]

this app horsefeathers is whack, i need a bloomberg terminal how do i get that?

start with $20,000 and go from there

[WrigleyField 22]

Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

Tulips.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Is this the place to talk about TopShot?

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

Tulips.

That dogecoin horsefeathers was the main thing that got me pissed about all of the Musk ball-licking. Just millions of people begging him to just mention their stupid crytpocurrency, because this whole horsefeathering system is awful.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Awww!

https://www.chron.com/news/article/San-Antonio-10-year-old-cashes-in-GameStop-stocks-15906752.php?IPID=Chron-HP-CP-Spotlight&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_medium=referral&fbclid=IwAR1TO844X0VNctX_iCaWViGK0iKRHpLqggkJQMTYQnOh3wXBEt-AOET4cRU

For Kwanzaa 2019, she wanted to give her son a gift reflective of Ujamaa, one of the seven principles of the festival which focuses on cooperative economics. Nina bought Jaydyn 10 GameStop shares for $6 each and printed off a certificate she found online to give him something to unwrap. The smile he flashed in the 2019 holiday photo is even bigger now, after selling for a little under $3,200 Wednesday morning.

[seanimal]

this app horsefeathers is whack, i need a bloomberg terminal how do i get that?

start with $20,000 and go from there

i'll just write it off!

[Ding Dong Johnson]

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1355217111795326976

Now do that with credit scores.

[wolf stansson]

Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

Tulips.

That dogecoin horsefeathers was the main thing that got me pissed about all of the Musk ball-licking. Just millions of people begging him to just mention their stupid crytpocurrency, because this whole horsefeathering system is awful.

It's straight-up nihilistic, antisocial behavior. A bunch of disaffected morons doing whatever a bizarre, megalomaniacal sociopath tweets.

[sneakypower]

Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

Tulips.

That dogecoin horsefeathers was the main thing that got me pissed about all of the Musk ball-licking. Just millions of people begging him to just mention their stupid crytpocurrency, because this whole horsefeathering system is awful.

the nice big cherry on top with crypto is the further needless acceleration into environmental ruin

[seanimal]

you guys are a bunch of troglodytes, i for one look forward to our future state of rolling blackouts from people trying to validate their fractional bitcoin transactions

[WrigleyField 22]

Can they figure out how to give bitcoins only if you mine using renewable energy?

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Can they figure out how to give bitcoins only if you mine using renewable energy?

I suppose so, but then the only electricity left for me to use will be fossil fuel power.

[seanimal]

the year is 2055. there is only a single transactable bitcoin left after a google chrome glitch forgets everyone's saved passwords. it is worth more than all of the known matter in the universe

[Transmogrified Tiger]

the year is 2055. there is only a single transactable bitcoin left after a google chrome glitch forgets everyone's saved passwords. it is worth more than all of the known matter in the universe

It is owned by Elon Musk, who decides to give it to the winner of a meme challenge among people who buy a Tesla. This Willy Wonka-meets-Ready-Player-One announcement causes Sammy Sofa and Cubswin11 to have an aneurysm.

[abuck1220]

robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.

[WrigleyField 22]

robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.

Do they get one additional share each month? Any other perks?

[Sammy Sofa]

the year is 2055. there is only a single transactable bitcoin left after a google chrome glitch forgets everyone's saved passwords. it is worth more than all of the known matter in the universe

It is owned by Elon Musk, who decides to give it to the winner of a meme challenge among people who buy a Tesla. This Willy Wonka-meets-Ready-Player-One announcement causes Sammy Sofa and Cubswin11 to have an aneurysm.

I'd actually be most pissed that I wasn't already dead.

[abuck1220]

robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.

Do they get one additional share each month? Any other perks?

free digital download of gotti.

[sneakypower]

robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.

acting without a fear of consequences; wonder what gives them that attitude:

https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/28/2225 ... play-store

After some disgruntled Robinhood users organized campaigns to give the app a one-star review on Google’s Play Store and Apple’s App Store — and succeeded in review-bombing it all the way down to a one-star rating — the company has now deleted enough reviews to bring it back up to nearly four stars.

[Derwood]

you guys are a bunch of troglodytes, i for one look forward to our future state of rolling blackouts from people trying to validate their fractional bitcoin transactions

I've read about/had explained to me a dozen times why horsefeathering BITCOIN takes 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to "mine" but I have not (and will never) understand.

Cryptocurrency all reads like terrible Isaac Asimov fan-fic

[abuck1220]

robinhood now limiting purchases of over 50 stocks, including GM and starbucks. they really are doing the moviepass thing...

[javy knows my name]

robinhood now limiting purchases of over 50 stocks, including GM and starbucks. they really are doing the moviepass thing...

Why would starbucks be limited? Just because of the lukewarm earnings report?