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Postby seanimal » Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:42 pm

this app horsefeathers is whack, i need a bloomberg terminal how do i get that?
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:42 pm

seanimal wrote:this app horsefeathers is whack, i need a bloomberg terminal how do i get that?

start with $20,000 and go from there
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:46 pm

Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:03 pm

Is this the place to talk about TopShot?
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:22 pm

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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:24 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

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That dogecoin horsefeathers was the main thing that got me pissed about all of the Musk ball-licking. Just millions of people begging him to just mention their stupid crytpocurrency, because this whole horsefeathering system is awful.
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:45 pm

Awww!

https://www.chron.com/news/article/San-Antonio-10-year-old-cashes-in-GameStop-stocks-15906752.php?IPID=Chron-HP-CP-Spotlight&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_medium=referral&fbclid=IwAR1TO844X0VNctX_iCaWViGK0iKRHpLqggkJQMTYQnOh3wXBEt-AOET4cRU

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Re: Stocks

Postby seanimal » Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:50 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
seanimal wrote:this app horsefeathers is whack, i need a bloomberg terminal how do i get that?

start with $20,000 and go from there


i'll just write it off!
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:54 pm

JudasIscariotTheBird wrote:https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1355217111795326976

Now do that with credit scores.
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Postby wolf stansson » Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:09 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
WrigleyField 22 wrote:Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

Tulips.


That dogecoin horsefeathers was the main thing that got me pissed about all of the Musk ball-licking. Just millions of people begging him to just mention their stupid crytpocurrency, because this whole horsefeathering system is awful.

It's straight-up nihilistic, antisocial behavior. A bunch of disaffected morons doing whatever a bizarre, megalomaniacal sociopath tweets.
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Postby sneakypower » Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:33 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
WrigleyField 22 wrote:Okay, but Dogecoin is dumb and anyone buying if it gets to $1 is literally going to be left holding a bag of nothing. And there's no hedge fund getting screwed because they short dogecoin. It's literally just reddit trying a pump and dump.

Tulips.


That dogecoin horsefeathers was the main thing that got me pissed about all of the Musk ball-licking. Just millions of people begging him to just mention their stupid crytpocurrency, because this whole horsefeathering system is awful.

the nice big cherry on top with crypto is the further needless acceleration into environmental ruin
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Re: Stocks

Postby seanimal » Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:42 pm

you guys are a bunch of troglodytes, i for one look forward to our future state of rolling blackouts from people trying to validate their fractional bitcoin transactions
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Re: Stocks

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:48 pm

Can they figure out how to give bitcoins only if you mine using renewable energy?
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:50 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:Can they figure out how to give bitcoins only if you mine using renewable energy?

I suppose so, but then the only electricity left for me to use will be fossil fuel power.
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Re: Stocks

Postby seanimal » Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:53 pm

the year is 2055. there is only a single transactable bitcoin left after a google chrome glitch forgets everyone's saved passwords. it is worth more than all of the known matter in the universe
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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:03 pm

seanimal wrote:the year is 2055. there is only a single transactable bitcoin left after a google chrome glitch forgets everyone's saved passwords. it is worth more than all of the known matter in the universe


It is owned by Elon Musk, who decides to give it to the winner of a meme challenge among people who buy a Tesla. This Willy Wonka-meets-Ready-Player-One announcement causes Sammy Sofa and Cubswin11 to have an aneurysm.
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Re: Stocks

Postby abuck1220 » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:15 pm

robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.
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Re: Stocks

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:21 pm

abuck1220 wrote:robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.

Do they get one additional share each month? Any other perks?
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:24 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
seanimal wrote:the year is 2055. there is only a single transactable bitcoin left after a google chrome glitch forgets everyone's saved passwords. it is worth more than all of the known matter in the universe


It is owned by Elon Musk, who decides to give it to the winner of a meme challenge among people who buy a Tesla. This Willy Wonka-meets-Ready-Player-One announcement causes Sammy Sofa and Cubswin11 to have an aneurysm.


I'd actually be most pissed that I wasn't already dead.
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Postby abuck1220 » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:25 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
abuck1220 wrote:robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.

Do they get one additional share each month? Any other perks?


free digital download of gotti.
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Postby sneakypower » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:28 pm

abuck1220 wrote:robinhood limiting GME holders to purchasing one (1) additional share. going with the moviepass model. smart.

acting without a fear of consequences; wonder what gives them that attitude:

https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/28/2225 ... play-store
After some disgruntled Robinhood users organized campaigns to give the app a one-star review on Google’s Play Store and Apple’s App Store — and succeeded in review-bombing it all the way down to a one-star rating — the company has now deleted enough reviews to bring it back up to nearly four stars.
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Postby Derwood » Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:49 pm

seanimal wrote:you guys are a bunch of troglodytes, i for one look forward to our future state of rolling blackouts from people trying to validate their fractional bitcoin transactions


I've read about/had explained to me a dozen times why horsefeathering BITCOIN takes 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to "mine" but I have not (and will never) understand.

Cryptocurrency all reads like terrible Isaac Asimov fan-fic
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Re: Stocks

Postby abuck1220 » Fri Jan 29, 2021 9:37 pm

robinhood now limiting purchases of over 50 stocks, including GM and starbucks. they really are doing the moviepass thing...
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Re: Stocks

Postby javy knows my name » Fri Jan 29, 2021 9:43 pm

abuck1220 wrote:robinhood now limiting purchases of over 50 stocks, including GM and starbucks. they really are doing the moviepass thing...


Why would starbucks be limited? Just because of the lukewarm earnings report?
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