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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:59 am

Some local St. Louis potato chip that they no doubt horsefeathers up somehow.
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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:10 am

That location is like 10 minutes from my house. It's storming here now, otherwise I'd be strongly tempted to go throw rocks at the place.
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Postby NonProfitCow » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:23 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:Some local St. Louis potato chip that they no doubt horsefeathers up somehow.

They're actually delicious.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:29 am

No food there can be trusted. Something that is simply less disgusting will trick the poor bastards living there into thinking it's delicious.
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Postby Sosa21MVP » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:57 am

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:It's ultimately the same egg, meat and cheese concoctions you'll find at any fast food place for breakfast, you hoity-toity, Howdy Doody motherhumper.


Arguably healthier since it cuts out the bread too, although even their existing breakfast is still better than most because it's tortilla instead of a biscuit/muffin.


Honestly I prefer Taco Bell's breakfast offerings over the other fast food alternatives.
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Postby weis21 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:15 am

Sosa21MVP wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:It's ultimately the same egg, meat and cheese concoctions you'll find at any fast food place for breakfast, you hoity-toity, Howdy Doody motherhumper.


Arguably healthier since it cuts out the bread too, although even their existing breakfast is still better than most because it's tortilla instead of a biscuit/muffin.


Honestly I prefer Taco Bell's breakfast offerings over the other fast food alternatives.

Yeah, but you heard Derwood, you shouldn't.

Please try your opinion again.
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Postby Derwood » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:45 am

weis21 wrote:
Sosa21MVP wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
Arguably healthier since it cuts out the bread too, although even their existing breakfast is still better than most because it's tortilla instead of a biscuit/muffin.


Honestly I prefer Taco Bell's breakfast offerings over the other fast food alternatives.

Yeah, but you heard Derwood, you shouldn't.

Please try your opinion again.



I mean, you shouldnt eat Taco Bell ever, so the breakfast part just goes without saying
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:29 pm

Just because:

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Postby philosophizer75 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:48 pm

Cause who wouldn't start drooling at the prospect of eating nearly a pound of that yummy stuff.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:26 pm

It would taste awful even if it looked exactly like the photo on the box
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Postby Sosa21MVP » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:02 am

weis21 wrote:
Sosa21MVP wrote:
Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
Arguably healthier since it cuts out the bread too, although even their existing breakfast is still better than most because it's tortilla instead of a biscuit/muffin.


Honestly I prefer Taco Bell's breakfast offerings over the other fast food alternatives.

Yeah, but you heard Derwood, you shouldn't.

Please try your opinion again.


I only trust his opinion when I am shopping for jorts.
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Postby Andy » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:46 pm

I actually really like Lemon Oreos. Bring on the flaming
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Old Style » Tue Oct 10, 2017 4:27 pm

From Arby's secret menu

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THE MEAT MOUNTAIN SANDWICH

Side note: Can it really be a "secret menu" if it is on the company website?
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:55 am

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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:24 am

WANT (and I horsefeathering hate Burger King)
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Postby We Got The Whole 9 » Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:15 am

There's a nearby boba shop that that has an amazing CTC drink. The Crunch Berries one is awesome too.
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Postby Banedon » Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:36 pm

Seen at Fazoli's.

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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:40 pm

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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:22 pm

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/c ... complaints

A scroll through responses from @ChipotleTweets will reveal a whole lot of people have complained about finding a leaf in their food with incredulous complaints demanding to know how this could happen. However, what they're finding is an innocent bay leaf. It's nothing but a bit of seasoning.


On the one hand, people flipping out and losing their damn minds over bay leaves seems like a time where calling people "ninnies" is actually legit.

On the other hand, bay leaves horsefeathering suck.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:25 pm

Derwood wrote:what the horsefeathers is wrong with St Louis?


everything
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby SouthSideRyan » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:37 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Touche, Burger King....touche.

https://www.simplemost.com/burger-king- ... milkshake/

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They stole this from Zombie Burger(And they stole it from Steve Allen)
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Postby Banedon » Thu Oct 19, 2017 4:52 pm

http://thecomeback.com/food/taco-bells- ... tates.html

The Chocodilla was exactly what it was called, a quesadilla that was filled with chocolate and Kit Kats instead of cheese.


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Only in some Taco Bells in Wisconsin.
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