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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:00 am

damn Taco Bell is taking that chicken shell taco thing off the menu, and I haven't even gotten a chance to eat a dozen of them yet
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Postby David » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:32 am

there's still time tho
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Postby JasonMath » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:05 am

Talking about food monstrosities, how many pounds of nachos could fit in this Cubs hat?
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Banedon » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:24 pm

http://fastfood.theringer.com/

Not too many egregious issues here, although I think the egg mcmuffin is far too low. That and the lack of a Hot Ham N Cheese.
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:27 pm

Banedon wrote:http://fastfood.theringer.com/

Not too many egregious issues here, although I think the egg mcmuffin is far too low. That and the lack of a Hot Ham N Cheese.

egg mcmuffin too low, waffle fries way too high.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Banedon » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:28 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
Banedon wrote:http://fastfood.theringer.com/

Not too many egregious issues here, although I think the egg mcmuffin is far too low. That and the lack of a Hot Ham N Cheese.

egg mcmuffin too low, waffle fries way too high.


Those waffle fries are really good though, honestly.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:33 pm

Banedon wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:
Banedon wrote:http://fastfood.theringer.com/

Not too many egregious issues here, although I think the egg mcmuffin is far too low. That and the lack of a Hot Ham N Cheese.

egg mcmuffin too low, waffle fries way too high.


Those waffle fries are really good though, honestly.

yeah, they're good fries.

the regular chicken sandwich is still better.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:33 pm

I just had 2 naked chicken chalupas for lunch (and for the sake of transparency I ate other tacos too). if anyone needs me I will be outside the taco bell headquarters protesting their ridiculous decision to remove that from their menu
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:35 pm

no fries, not even waffle, should ever rank above a delicious burger. and I'll be that guy; mcdonald's fries are disgusting and stink
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Postby Banedon » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:40 pm

Subway's cookies being on that list is a solid inclusion. Never had a bad cookie from there.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:46 pm

In-n-Out's thoroughly unremarkable burgers will always confound me with how overrated they are. Good prices, good business plan, but the food is...fine. It's just fine. Yet every time I've been to California people act like you're being blessed with horsefeathering fast food ambrosia. Calm down over your regular-ass hamburgers, California.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:48 pm

Wait, Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich is all the way down at #20, and horsefeathering Chick-fil-a's bland, soggy spicy chicken sandwich is ranked ahead of it at #12?!?? This list is a garbage list.
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Postby David » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:56 pm

i love in n out and i like the chick fil a spicy chicken sandwich

i like culvers better than in n out tho...but culvers has awful awful sides.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:59 pm

This list is stupid; it has dumb horsefeathers like pretzels and hash browns on it. I am angry it is tainting this wonderful thread.
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Postby David » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:02 pm

i love the waffle fries at chick fil a, but even if this were only a fries power ranking, the arbys curly would go #1
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Postby Brian707 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:05 pm

Every time I go to Arizona or California I hit up In and Out Burger only because it is not around here. It is just ok. I also hit up Del Taco, it kicks Taco Bell's ass. Fries with your tacos/burrito
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Postby Andy » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:06 pm

The waffle fries are great, but I'm definitely with the 'fries should never rank above a good entree' camp.

If Five Guys burgers are being included (which is a bit of an unfair comparison), they pretty much have to be #1.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch is too low, IMO. That's my favorite single item on the Taco Bell menu.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby David » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:07 pm

the list is so bad...like culvers cheese curds are an affront to actual good cheese curds everywhere. and their burgers are really good (for a fast food chain).

i mean, they're better than their fries, so i do get them, but among cheese curds they are pretty horsefeathers cheese curds.
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:25 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
Banedon wrote:http://fastfood.theringer.com/

Not too many egregious issues here, although I think the egg mcmuffin is far too low. That and the lack of a Hot Ham N Cheese.

egg mcmuffin too low, waffle fries way too high.

The only way that list makes sense is if it is in no particular order.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:50 pm

placing Popeyes chicken above KFC is stupid, but the shear lack of Popeyes chicken tenders is absolutely inexcusable. this list is full of #altfacts
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:55 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:placing Popeyes chicken above KFC is stupid, but the shear lack of Popeyes chicken tenders is absolutely inexcusable. this list is full of #altfacts

what? KFC is not as good as popeyes
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:57 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
minnesotacubsfan wrote:placing Popeyes chicken above KFC is stupid, but the shear lack of Popeyes chicken tenders is absolutely inexcusable. this list is full of #altfacts

what? KFC is not as good as popeyes


Popeyes Cajun Chix tenders > KFC Extra Cripsy > Popeyes Chix


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eta: revised: Popeyes Cajun Chix tenders > KFC Extra Cripsy > Large bucket of rendered animal fat > Popeyes Chix
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:15 pm

Popeye horsefeathers all over KFC so much it's not even funny. You are one cracked out mama jamma.
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Postby SpongeWorthy » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:21 pm

Shakeshack is the king of fast food burgers but you can't get out of that place for less than 15 bucks pretty easily
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Postby The Logan » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:22 pm

Andy wrote:Cheesy Gordita Crunch is too low, IMO. That's my favorite single item on the Taco Bell menu.


It was better when it had Baja Sauce on it, but they discontinued Baja Sauce like a bunch of buttholes and replaced it with "spicy ranch" or whatever they're calling it now.

That said, it doesn't stop the Cheesy Gordita Crunch from being the best thing on the menu. Though a properly prepared Quesarito is perfection, but they are seldom made properly.
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