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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:30 pm

I swear if internet idiots try to ironically make St. Louis pizza a destination meal and make it even harder to find an actual pizza in this area, I will write many angry internet comments that will do nothing to help
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:11 pm

This is some straight up stupid white nonsense.
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Postby woodchip2153 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:31 pm

What he made is not a st. louis pizza. He used a real crust.
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Postby CubinNY » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:54 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:I swear if internet idiots try to ironically make St. Louis pizza a destination meal and make it even harder to find an actual pizza in this area, I will write many angry internet comments that will do nothing to help

I thought you were in Washington
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:04 pm

I believe you underestimate my sneakiness, sir
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Banedon » Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:37 pm

Jolt is coming back in a couple of weeks...

https://www.geek.com/culture/jolt-cola- ... s-1714033/
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby SpongeWorthy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:23 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:


shouldn't it be the Tulsa County Fair?
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:28 pm

Tulsa is a state of mind.
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:29 pm

SpongeWorthy wrote:shouldn't it be the Tulsa County Fair?

wait, yeah. WTF? There's an oklahoma state that takes place in Oklahoma city. Is this a rivalry thing where the city of tulsa doesn't recognize oklahoma city?
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Brian707 » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:01 pm

Banedon wrote:Jolt is coming back in a couple of weeks...

https://www.geek.com/culture/jolt-cola- ... s-1714033/



Oh wow, a blast from the past. My friend and I in the late 80's or early 90's would drink a 12 pack of Jolt and NoDoz to stay up and play Nintendo until 7am
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby CubInOK » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:18 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
SpongeWorthy wrote:shouldn't it be the Tulsa County Fair?

wait, yeah. WTF? There's an oklahoma state that takes place in Oklahoma city. Is this a rivalry thing where the city of tulsa doesn't recognize oklahoma city?

I live in OKC and I've never heard of this Tulsa place.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:38 pm

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Taco Bell's new "Naked Egg Taco" added to the breakfast menu

What the actual horsefeathers?
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Thurman Merman » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:38 pm

It's just an omlette.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:52 pm

Thurman Merman wrote:It's just an omlette.


That you have to pick up with your hands
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:59 am

Thurman Merman wrote:It's just an omlette.


Yeah, this just seems lazy, even by Taco Bell standards.
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:00 am

Derwood wrote:
Thurman Merman wrote:It's just an omlette.


That you have to pick up with your hands

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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Banedon » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:29 am

Derwood wrote:
Thurman Merman wrote:It's just an omlette.


That you have to pick up with your hands


Unless one uses a fork!

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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:41 am

Banedon wrote:
Derwood wrote:
Thurman Merman wrote:It's just an omlette.


That you have to pick up with your hands


Unless one uses a fork!

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No one should be eating breakfast at Taco Bell to begin with, so I guess it's really a non-issue
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:32 pm

Derwood wrote:
Banedon wrote:
Derwood wrote:
That you have to pick up with your hands


Unless one uses a fork!

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No one should be eating breakfast at Taco Bell to begin with, so I guess it's really a non-issue


It's ultimately the same egg, meat and cheese concoctions you'll find at any fast food place for breakfast, you hoity-toity, Howdy Doody motherhumper.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:48 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:It's ultimately the same egg, meat and cheese concoctions you'll find at any fast food place for breakfast, you hoity-toity, Howdy Doody motherhumper.


Arguably healthier since it cuts out the bread too, although even their existing breakfast is still better than most because it's tortilla instead of a biscuit/muffin.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Brian707 » Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:38 pm

Derwood wrote:
Thurman Merman wrote:It's just an omlette.


That you have to pick up with your hands


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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:54 am

Was this posted here?

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/foodblo ... f-all-time

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A single cheeseburger, smothered in BBQ pork steak. Red Hot Riplets and provel cheese, just to dress it up a little. Some toasted raviolis tossed in for good measure. Two slices of Imo's pizza for the buns.

Good god in heaven, the St. Lunatic burger is the most St. Louis food ever created.


This is maybe the truest food monstrosity ever posted here. Get horsefeathers, St. Louis; your pizza is a war crime.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:56 am

what the horsefeathers are Red Hot Riplets?
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