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Postby TruffleShuffle » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:47 pm


sure i don't see why not.

oh, you mean is it safe to eat? absolutely horsefeathering not.
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Postby NOLA » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:52 pm

TruffleShuffle wrote:
sure i don't see why not.

oh, you mean is it safe to eat? absolutely horsefeathering not.

It is totally safe to eat, but I wouldn’t suggest doing it with chicken from the grocery store. Chickens aren’t born with Listeria; it comes from how they are handled. I’ve made chicken carpaccio years ago.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Butterscup » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:58 pm

nah though
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby cl smooth » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:54 pm

not sure if this is allowed here (if not, mods: feel free to delete) but my niece is selling girl scout cookies:

https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/olivia182789

for those who live outside of illinois, they can ship the cookies directly to you. if you don't have your own local girl scout cookie hook-up, you're more than welcome to help out my niece. she's a die-hard cub fan like her uncle and father; her favorite cub is tinyface.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:58 pm

Look, all I want to know is if the Girl Scout cookie cereal is coming back, dammit.
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Postby Banedon » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:06 pm

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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:41 pm

MOTHER OF GOD:

http://www.cerealously.net/general-mill ... al-review/

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Wow. Prospective Cinnamon Toast Crunch Blasted Shreds eaters better arrange their taste buds into a phalanx formation and prepare for battle, because even veteran sweet teeth will be walloped by just how sugary this cereal is.

The good news is that the thick, uniform coating on every Shred brick tastes exactly like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. More specifically, it tastes like the hyper-granulated powdered drifts that accumulate at the bottom of every bag. Nostalgic and definitely tasty, the flavor breakdown is 70% sugar, 25% cinnamon, 5% browned butter, and 5% math-defying pixie dust.


DIABEETUS FOR ALL.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Banedon » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:54 pm

Meh.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch was ok...never liked shreds though, so this combo doesn't really get me all that excited.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:01 am

Sir, this was taking this thread back to its roots: that post was not to praise that monstrosity.
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Postby Banedon » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:05 am

I mistook your outrage for excitement. My deepest apologies.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:07 am

are "shreds" a thing?
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Postby Banedon » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:are "shreds" a thing?


Yes, there are a few different flavors.

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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:11 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:are "shreds" a thing?


GET THE SHRED IN YOUR HEAD, DUDE.

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Postby Banedon » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:59 pm

Mind blown....

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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:15 pm

Banedon wrote:Mind blown....



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Postby mul21 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:59 pm

I'm going to laugh so hard when it fails miserably and all these idiots down here have to shut up about their stupid pizza.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:00 pm

imagine the pictures that didn't make the cut before they landed on that one
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:01 pm

I love that that's the best picture they could come up with of that slab of horsefeathers.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:07 pm

Why does it look like there's strips of something on it? I'm assuming it's flayed skin.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Brian707 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:11 pm

I have never had the displeasure of STL pizza but why on earth would pizza sauce be bright orange as it appears in that picture? Or is that the cheese?


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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby MWV » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:13 pm

Brian707 wrote:I have never had the displeasure of STL pizza but why on earth would pizza sauce be bright orange as it appears in that picture? Or is that the cheese?

The sauce and "cheese" kinda blend into a homogenous orange goo.
It tastes like a mixture of ketchup and salty vaseline.
It's the horsefeathering worst.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby mul21 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:27 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Why does it look like there's strips of something on it? I'm assuming it's flayed skin.


Those are full strips of bacon. Judge that as you desire.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:32 pm

Blech, that's some sad-looking bacon.
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