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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby philosophizer75 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:21 pm

I like pretzel buns. But if I'm going to freaking McDonald's I'll take my damn breakfast sandwich on pancake buns, with a hashbrown on it too. Sofa knows whats up.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:47 pm

I learned of the ultimate fast food monstrosity; Panera's original name:

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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby David » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:48 pm

i, currently, have a *slight* preference for the egg mcmuffin (sausage w/cheese) over the mcgriddle (same variant), but for years i was on the mcgriddle. i like both. i rarely eat either anymore, though.
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Postby David » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:48 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:I learned of the ultimate fast food monstrosity; Panera's original name:

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yeah i think i found that out when i drove through st louis for the first time last year
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:36 pm

Not fast food, granted, but still a delicious monstrosity:

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Postby CoolHandLuke » Sat Oct 01, 2016 4:45 am

Sammy Sofa wrote:I was always partial to the bacon egg and cheese bagel sandwich, with the hash brown added on. CARBS UPON CARBS.


HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO THROW THE HASH BROWN ON THE SANDWICH? SO MANY MEALS THAT I CAN ONLY NOW VIEW AS WASTED.
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Postby The Logan » Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:12 pm

So Wal-Mart has capitalized on the fast food monstrosities and started selling some of them in microwaveable and/or oven baked form. Here's their version of the KFC Double Down:

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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Sat Oct 01, 2016 8:15 pm

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Sammy Sofa wrote:I was always partial to the bacon egg and cheese bagel sandwich, with the hash brown added on. CARBS UPON CARBS.


HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO THROW THE HASH BROWN ON THE SANDWICH? SO MANY MEALS THAT I CAN ONLY NOW VIEW AS WASTED.

You poor thing. I thrown hash browns on a lot of things that probably shouldn't have them.
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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby The Logan » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:04 pm

Speaking of hashbrowns, for any of you Waffle House visitors, they have a new Hash Brown Bowl that is basically a big ol' bowl of their hashbrowns with cheese, scrambled eggs, and sausage. You can add to the hashbrowns like you kind normally do, but maybe it was just my location but our waiter screwed the orders all up. Also, it was like $8 for the bowl and the amount we got was arguably the same amount you can get with a triple order, maybe even a double order, just with eggs and sausage mixed in which would've cost you like $3-$4 less. Save your money.
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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby philosophizer75 » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:23 pm

So when things are labelled as "late night cravings" is that like a politically correct way of advertising that product as being "for stoners"?
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Postby David » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:24 pm

philosophizer75 wrote:So when things are labelled as "late night cravings" is that like a politically correct way of advertising that product as being "for stoners"?


I think drunk eating counts as a late night craving too
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Postby philosophizer75 » Sat Oct 01, 2016 9:25 pm

That's true I guess.
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Postby Andy » Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:51 am

The Logan wrote:So Wal-Mart has capitalized on the fast food monstrosities and started selling some of them in microwaveable and/or oven baked form. Here's their version of the KFC Double Down:

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I cannot envision a scenario in which that is remotely enjoyable to eat.

(Cue comments about the same applying to the Double Down)
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:51 pm

It basically would be impossible to cook well so it wasn't a stale or soggy mess without taking the whole damn thing apart.
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Postby Derwood » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:17 am

They are opening a Giordano's in Columbus next year
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:45 pm

neither fast food nor a monstrosity
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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:14 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:neither fast food nor a monstrosity

you didn't let him finish. what he meant to say was "They are opening a Giordano's in Columbus next year, near a Jack in the Box"
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:41 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:neither fast food nor a monstrosity


Oh, Derwood.
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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:29 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:neither fast food nor a monstrosity


Oh, Derwood.


I couldn't remember where the good food discussion was and said eff it and posted it here
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:42 pm

I actually would be a big fan of a "Deep Thoughts by Jack Derwood" thread.
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Postby seanimal » Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:37 pm

mmm probably more like this

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Postby weis21 » Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:39 pm

literally no idea what is going on anymore
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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:52 pm

weis21 wrote:literally no idea what is going on anymore


When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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Re: Fast Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:53 pm

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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