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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Thu May 17, 2018 8:10 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:So it's basically a flattened mozzarella stick, but they inexplicably call it "toasted?"


It's beef and not cheese on the inside(at least in my experience), but I'm not sure why they call it toasted. Jon Hamm is from St. Louis, maybe there's some generational Draper-esque marketing going on.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 8:12 pm

No cheese? What in the world.

My guess is "toasted" speaks to how drunk those maniacs usually are to tolerate living there.
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Postby Banedon » Thu May 17, 2018 8:16 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:So it's basically a flattened mozzarella stick, but they inexplicably call it "toasted?"


The ones I had this weekend had beef or sausage in them. But yeah...it's just fried stuffs.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Thu May 17, 2018 8:38 pm

Mozzarella sticks also don't contain pasta.
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Postby Brian707 » Thu May 17, 2018 9:23 pm

Anyone try the new "fresh" Quarter Pounder at McDonalds? Still tastes like ass, plus mine was very rare(like cooked for 5 seconds on each side) and I might have a tale for the Bathroom Nightmares thread.
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Thu May 17, 2018 10:18 pm

Brian707 wrote:Anyone try the new "fresh" Quarter Pounder at McDonalds? Still tastes like ass, plus mine was very rare(like cooked for 5 seconds on each side) and I might have a tale for the Bathroom Nightmares thread.

everything non-breakfast at McDonald's is horsefeathering disgusting
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Thu May 17, 2018 10:29 pm

The only thing I ever get at McDonalds is the occasional cup of coffee
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 10:31 pm

I haven't been to McDonald's in a long, long time, but the Quarter Pounder horsefeathering ruled. Get out of here with this dumb nonsense talking like you've all always hated everything at McDonald's.
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Postby Derwood » Thu May 17, 2018 10:33 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:I haven't been to McDonald's in a long, long time, but the Quarter Pounder horsefeathering ruled. Get out of here with this dumb nonsense talking like you've all always hated everything at McDonald's.


Given the choice between McD's, Burger King or Wendy's, I choose Wendy's 12 out of 10 times
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 10:40 pm

Of course, but acting like you'd choose eating dirt over McDonald's is as hot a take as your jorts filled with Big Mac farts. All of the fast food burger places kill it.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Thu May 17, 2018 10:44 pm

I'm glad mojo's diet of pebbles and hay didn't turn him into XZero. Legitimately.
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Postby Derwood » Thu May 17, 2018 10:44 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Of course, but acting like you'd choose eating dirt over McDonald's is as hot a take as your jorts filled with Big Mac farts. All of the fast food burger places kill it.


Nah, McDonald's hamburgers are trash
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 10:53 pm

This coming from the guy who still slings "hipster" around with all the spite he can muster. Some friendly soul offers to get you a couple of delicious McDonald's cheeseburgers, you say "thank you" and enjoy those tasty burgers.
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Postby Derwood » Thu May 17, 2018 10:55 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:This coming from the guy who still slings "hipster" around with all the spite he can muster.


Nothing says "hipster" like "I enjoy Wendy's". Nailed it.

Keep defending those McDonald's hamburgers like the rest of the board only eats artisanal buffalo burgers with organic arugula and avocado toast
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 10:57 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:I'm glad mojo's diet of pebbles and hay didn't turn him into XZero. Legitimately.


If this whole transformation has taught me anything, I horsefeathering HATE healthy people who horsefeathers all over junk/snack/"fake" food. Every time I read the word "frankenfood" I want to flip a table. Yeah, you dumb freaks; I'm horsefeathering fine being able to eat a Quest Bar in the morning or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich instead of taking the time to poach some free range eggs and sear some fresh smoked ham with homemade cheese aged in your [expletive] pantry. GIVE ME MY SCIENCE FOOD. GIVE ME MY TRASH (in moderation). That horsefeathers is good and keeps people sane.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 10:58 pm

Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:This coming from the guy who still slings "hipster" around with all the spite he can muster.


Nothing says "hipster" like "I enjoy Wendy's". Nailed it.


So close to having it click why everyone is laughing at you whenever you drag that out.
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Postby Derwood » Thu May 17, 2018 11:14 pm

You sound hungry
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 11:21 pm

I just ate 20 buffalo wings.

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Postby Derwood » Thu May 17, 2018 11:29 pm

I just ate (nearly) all of a Homerun Inn pizza. Best frozen pizza out there
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 11:31 pm

Heck yeah. It annoys me that it's so hard to find around here.

And you gotta kill that thing solo. Sharing a frozen pizza is the worst.
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Thu May 17, 2018 11:32 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:So it's basically a flattened mozzarella stick, but they inexplicably call it "toasted?"

Not quite. Its usually meat inside, like you would expect in a ravioli.

Fried ravioli would definitely be a more accurate description.

It's pretty decent hors d'oeuvres fair.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 17, 2018 11:34 pm

The more I think about it, the more I think I just don't usually enjoy ravioli, and I think it's because I'm expecting cheese in there. I'd rather go with its cousin the pirogi.
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Thu May 17, 2018 11:36 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:The more I think about it, the more I think I just don't usually enjoy ravioli, and I think it's because I'm expecting cheese in there. I'd rather go with its cousin the pirogi.

Theres this place in the South loop that is kind of a polish/Italian mashup menu and they have a dish called ravirogi. Basically perogis in a vodka sauce.

They also have an awesome Italian beef pizza.

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http://www.floandsantos.com/menu.html
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri May 18, 2018 12:15 am

I was yelling quarter poundurns
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri May 18, 2018 1:31 am

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:The more I think about it, the more I think I just don't usually enjoy ravioli, and I think it's because I'm expecting cheese in there. I'd rather go with its cousin the pirogi.

Theres this place in the South loop that is kind of a polish/Italian mashup menu and they have a dish called ravirogi. Basically perogis in a vodka sauce.

They also have an awesome Italian beef pizza.

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http://www.floandsantos.com/menu.html


Hot damn, I know where I'm going when I'm back in Chicago this summer. Thanks; this looks awesome for the loaded cheddar waffle fries alone.
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