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The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Brian » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:32 am

We talked about this in the Bears thread, but it's not Bears or sports.






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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby itisallpartoftheplan » Mon Jul 09, 2018 4:23 am

If you thought you couldn’t love Jay Cutler any more...well I’ve got news for ya!!
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:38 am

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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:44 am

I had a high school friend who was a 100% mess but was mostly fun to be around. He worked as a bartender at a semi-swanky bar in downtown Denver during Cutler's stay here and got to be on a first name basis with the dood. This friend told me a story about a tailgate gathering for a CU-CSU game. Jay happened upon his group in the parking lot. Jay said hi, walked to the cooler, looked inside and said, "Do you mind?" My friend said, "Of course," and then Jay grabbed a 6 pack and walked off into the sunset without another word.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby UMFan83 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:57 pm

Sometimes he looks normal, other times he looks like a 5 year old dressed him and still other times he looks and acts like a red neck.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Old Style » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:01 pm

The non-Cutler parts of this show are mind numbing but i'll sit through it to see him. Friggin' hilarious.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:02 pm

how much is this really Jay and how much of this is Jay hamming it up?
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:04 pm

So in addition to watching this for Jay, added incentive is that I went to HS with the "guitar guy" as shown here;



Found it amusing. He's definitely been trying to use this to launch his music career.
(ETA which I think is super good for him if he can milk that horsefeathers in exchange for some limited reality TV humiliation)
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Old Style » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:05 pm

I nearly lost it when Jay had his wife's personal assistant setting up traffic cones so they didn't park on the grass again.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:10 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:how much is this really Jay and how much of this is Jay hamming it up?

Does it matter?
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:11 pm

Old Style wrote:The non-Cutler parts of this show are mind numbing but i'll sit through it to see him. Friggin' hilarious.

The key I think is to have my wife watch it first. Then rewatch it with me and tell me when I can fast forward.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:32 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
minnesotacubsfan wrote:how much is this really Jay and how much of this is Jay hamming it up?

Does it matter?



Not really. But the fact it could be either is amazing in itself
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:25 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:
WrigleyField 22 wrote:
minnesotacubsfan wrote:how much is this really Jay and how much of this is Jay hamming it up?

Does it matter?



Not really. But the fact it could be either is amazing in itself

I mean even if that's his version of hamming it up, that in itself is remarkable for reality TV.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Butterscup » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:26 am

if you guys want just the jay parts, enjoy

https://vimeo.com/tylerhirschel
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Derwood » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:56 am

My wife thinks he’s hilarious. She followed the show’s Instagram, and she said it’s nothing but Jay memes
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby rawaction » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:59 am

OMG, this is better than I could have ever imagined.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Brian » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:36 pm

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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Banedon » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:56 am

I'm recording these, and then just fast forwarding through any non-Jay segments. Thoroughly enjoyable show that way.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:07 pm

Did he buy that tractor?
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby David » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:10 pm

Banedon wrote:I'm recording these, and then just fast forwarding through any non-Jay segments. Thoroughly enjoyable show that way.


but someone is already doing all the work for you and putting them on vimeo
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Brian » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:35 pm

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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby UMFan83 » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:42 pm

I love that the Bears subreddit shares clips of just the Cutler scenes for every episode. This one was his best to date. Nothing better than a bored Jay Cutler deciding to randomly drop in on his wife's employees to give them horsefeathers while she's out of town.
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Re: The Jay Cutler: Reality TV Star thread

Postby Brian » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:36 pm

If anybody has seen a gif of Jay doing the money hand signal when his time in Miami came up please post it
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