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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:20 pm

Apparently there are quite a few FURIOUS dudes LOSING THEIR DAMN MINDS over this ad campaign:



Relax and go shave your balls, you dorks.
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:00 pm

neanderthal gonna neanderthal

also, I noticed you posted this at 4:20 pm.
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Postby squally1313 » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:01 pm

Hey LIB BRANDS, don't tell me how to live my life! - The same dudes that can still sing this song by heart

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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:09 pm

horsefeathers THE 90'S. horsefeathers THEM STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:24 pm

It equally cracks me up and terrifies me that anyone could watch this and think it was somehow an attack on them. Like, you'd have to consciously be thinking, "yup, I'm THAT kind of [expletive]....how dare they put me on blast!" It's basically 90 seconds of, "hey, try to not be a scumbag."
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:34 pm

"ITS A WAR ON MEN!!!!! I WANT THE TWINS!!!!"

now that horsefeathering song is in my head. thanks jerx
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:52 pm

It's almost like these dues are completely full of horsefeathers when they champion MRA garbage along the lines of, "oh, nobody is paying attention to the psychological/emotional/behavioral crises of MEN. Why won't ANYONE think of the problems of men?!?!" And you get things like them going completely horsefeathering nuts when the APA released new guidelines in in approaching the psychologies of men boys with exactly those kinds of things taken into consideration:

https://www.apa.org/about/policy/boys-m ... elines.pdf

Yeah, granted, this is just a commercial, but still...they moan constantly about how everyone ignores their problems, but then if anyone points out that a HUGE part of dealing with psychological struggles inherent to men revolves around how "traditional" gender norms and expectations and pressures turn this horsefeathers toxic then they just start howling at the horsefeathering moon.

"FIX US...but let us be able to still be horsefeathers dudes!"
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Postby 17 Seconds » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:10 am

in protest, MRAs everywhere will continue to not shave their neckbeards
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:22 am

I really want a supercut of these champs trying to burn or smash razors in protest.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:41 am

That you can see his reflection is...perfection.
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Postby CyHawk_Cub » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:42 am

Self-styled manly men who continue to be whiny crybabies due to supposed encroachment on their safe space....horsefeathering hilarious. Guys like Piers Morgan are the biggest wimps around, and I laugh at their continual self-owns.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:48 am

Basically this is a macro version of Gavin McInnes crying that his neighbors putting out yard signs that say, "hate has no home here," are somehow acts of aggression and threats towards him and his family. "Yeah, I RECOGNIZE that I'm hateful, loathsome [expletive]...clearly this positive, helpful message is directed at hateful, loathsome dickheads!"

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ga ... 93e00c7adf
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Postby cl smooth » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:53 am

Man Injects 18 'Doses' of Semen Into Arm to Cure Back Pain, Ends Up in Hospital

https://gizmodo.com/man-injects-18-doses-of-semen-into-arm-to-cure-back-pai-1831817131
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:06 pm

That's the actor that played Mr. Belvedere!
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:42 pm

Brocktoon?
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