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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby Liam Neeson » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:30 pm

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jersey cubs fan wrote:
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I've beaten this point to death in arguments. "Kids should be armed on campus so we won't have another Virginia Tech!!!" Ok, let's play that scenario out:

- 911 gets a call about an active shooter on campus
- Police show up, guns drawn, searching for the shooter
- Along with the shooter, there are now 30 other students with guns, running around like it's team death match on CoD
- Who is the bad guy?

last man standing wins


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Mr.Orange: I'm the active shooter......

Watching that GIF, who the hell shot Eddie? White shot both Joe and Eddie with one shot? Why is this the first time I noticed this.....
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:33 pm

Derwood wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:I always point this out when people want civilians to carry guns to stop public shooting events. the cops are going to show up and kill you. They couldn't even tell one of their own apart.


I've beaten this point to death in arguments. "Kids should be armed on campus so we won't have another Virginia Tech!!!" Ok, let's play that scenario out:

- 911 gets a call about an active shooter on campus
- Police show up, guns drawn, searching for the shooter
- Along with the shooter, there are now 30 other students with guns, running around like it's team death match on CoD
- Who is the bad guy?

The brown one, duh.
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:46 pm

Mr. White shoots Joe first and then Eddie.
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Postby OleMissCub » Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:46 pm

You just don't see a muzzle flash when he shoots Joe. I guess that's what throws people off. :dontknow:
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby Sammy's Boombox » Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:09 am

http://www.semissourian.com/story/2288980.html

Grubbs was helping with a club project and proceeded to use the handgun to drive a thumbtack into a wood plaque, gripping the barrel and using the butt of the pistol as a hammer, Sides said.

When Scott County deputies retrieved the gun, it was loaded with bullets in the magazine, but no bullet was in the firing chamber, according to the statement.

Grubbs told deputies he struck the thumbtack a few times before he unloaded the firearm, Sides wrote. He put the bullets in his pocket and continued to use the firearm to strike the thumbtack.

“It was reported that there were two children ages 6 and 9 in the immediate area during the incident,” Sheriff Rick Walter wrote in a news release. “There were multiple people in the general area that were completely unaware of the incident.”


Disclaimer: I'm a gun rights guy, but wow.
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby OleMissCub » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:01 am

Appropriate for this thread.

Georgia redneck blows his leg off shooting at a lawnmower full of tannerite.



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/25/ge ... mower.html
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby Derwood » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:07 am

Lost his leg from that knee down.

Best part: totally legal activity in Georgia
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Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:27 am

Lmao he instantly said oh horsefeathers I blew my leg off
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Postby OleMissCub » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:36 am

Bunts Lick Butts wrote:Lmao he instantly said oh [expletive] I blew my leg off


truly instantaneous. I would have figured his body would have been in shock for a least a few seconds before he realized it.
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Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:50 am

OleMissCub wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:Lmao he instantly said oh [expletive] I blew my leg off


truly instantaneous. I would have figured his body would have been in shock for a least a few seconds before he realized it.


Freaking hilarious. Somebody did the exact same thing in Oklahoma a couple years ago, I remember writing about it or reading what my coworker wrote. It was tannerite, too. Let me find it.
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Postby TBS Playoffs Insider » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:52 am

horsefeathers, this is sadder than I remembered. I can't find the original story, but this idiot killed an 8 year old boy when he shot a cooking stove full of tannerite.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/courts/s ... dcf3a.html
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:52 am

He really looked like he had it under control there
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby Derwood » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:53 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:He really looked like he had it under control there


Everyone knows that when you're trying to blow something up, you need to get closer if it doesn't explode right away
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby OleMissCub » Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:01 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:He really looked like he had it under control there


If he had Keanu's skills, he wouldn't have needed to get so close to hit the target.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:07 am

OleMissCub wrote:
Bunts Lick Butts wrote:Lmao he instantly said oh [expletive] I blew my leg off


truly instantaneous. I would have figured his body would have been in shock for a least a few seconds before he realized it.


I was expecting something more along these lines:

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Postby Derwood » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:21 pm

Shots fired at US Capitol visitors center
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Postby Derwood » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:47 pm

One civilian injured (by shrapnel) and a male suspect shot and on way to hospital
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Mar 30, 2016 4:52 pm

Uhhhhhhhhhhh....

http://gawker.com/please-dont-shoot-me- ... 1767973196

The victim, sadly, also was technically an idiot with a gun, but I'm confused by the whole "making people crawl to you" thing. Is that some kind of SOP? Why not just have them get on the ground and spread their hands or something and then search them.
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Wed Mar 30, 2016 4:56 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Uhhhhhhhhhhh....

http://gawker.com/please-dont-shoot-me- ... 1767973196

The victim, sadly, also was technically an idiot with a gun, but I'm confused by the whole "making people crawl to you" thing. Is that some kind of SOP? Why not just have them get on the ground and spread their hands or something and then search them.



way to bury the lede:

He told her Portillo that he worked for Walmart and that his job was to kill birds that made their way into the store. (The store does apparently employ people to shoot and kill birds.)
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:20 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Uhhhhhhhhhhh....

http://gawker.com/please-dont-shoot-me- ... 1767973196

The victim, sadly, also was technically an idiot with a gun, but I'm confused by the whole "making people crawl to you" thing. Is that some kind of SOP? Why not just have them get on the ground and spread their hands or something and then search them.



way to bury the lede:

He told her Portillo that he worked for Walmart and that his job was to kill birds that made their way into the store. (The store does apparently employ people to shoot and kill birds.)


OR DID I:

The victim, sadly, also was technically an idiot with a gun
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:25 pm

active shooter situation at Richmond, VA Greyhound station
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Postby Banedon » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:57 pm

Ding Dong Johnson wrote:active shooter situation at Richmond, VA Greyhound station


Suspect dead. At least 6 people shot by the gunman. 2 of those in critical condition.
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a gun did this time

Postby UMFan83 » Sat Apr 02, 2016 3:07 am

Man was Live streaming himself in englewood when he is gunned down:

http://chicagoist.com/2016/04/01/man_sh ... _on_fa.php
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