Wedding Anniversary gift(s)

rawaction · **Joined:** Thu May 29, 2003 5:04 pm **Posts:** 26518

Has anyone ever done the "traditional" wedding gift thing? I've never done it before, but this Saturday is my 5th anniversary and I thought my wife would really like if I did 5 small gifts all in the traditional gifts.

1st year- Paper
2nd year- Cotton
3rd year- Leather
4th year- Silk, fruit, or flowers
5th year- Wood

I was going to write her a poem or something for Paper and Flowers are easy. But I have no idea for something cheap for Cotton, Leather or Wood. Any thoughts?

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Bob Sanders · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:04 am

panties, wallet, boat

ChiCubsFan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:08 am

cotton balls, boots, bird house

Banedon · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:08 am

Heh...it was weird to see this post pop up. Today is my wife and my anniversary.

KyleJRM · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:10 am

If you need to ask a message board how to give your wife wood after five years, you're doing it wrong.

vance_the_cubs_fan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:33 am

I'm pretty sure I gave my wife wood on every anniversary.

Smack · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:43 am

well done sir

Mariner's Revenge · **Joined:** Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:04 am **Posts:** 14332

Raw - wood is slang for your penis. That's why it's funny.

rawaction · **Joined:** Thu May 29, 2003 5:04 pm **Posts:** 26518

Mariner's Revenge wrote:

Raw - wood is slang for your penis. That's why it's funny.

I didn't get it because mine is like fine leather. It's smooth, makes women sweat in the heat, and beefy.

*and I probably went too far

C.C. · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:02 pm

So glad that my Wife and I don't believe in this kind of stuff. Just another day for us.

Edit: It's not just another day. It's special, but no gifts are going to be exchanged.

Banedon · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:17 pm

This thread is just full of romantics.

Derwood · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:20 pm

C.C. wrote:

So glad that my Wife and I don't believe in this kind of stuff. Just another day for us.

Edit: It's not just another day. It's special, but no gifts are going to be exchanged.

Why would you and your divorced wife celebrate wedding anniversaries?

C.C. · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:27 pm

Derwood wrote:

C.C. wrote:

So glad that my Wife and I don't believe in this kind of stuff. Just another day for us.

Edit: It's not just another day. It's special, but no gifts are going to be exchanged.

Why would you and your divorced wife celebrate wedding anniversaries?

Because I re-married.

Derwood · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:28 pm

C.C. wrote:

Derwood wrote:

C.C. wrote:

So glad that my Wife and I don't believe in this kind of stuff. Just another day for us.

Edit: It's not just another day. It's special, but no gifts are going to be exchanged.

Why would you and your divorced wife celebrate wedding anniversaries?

Because I re-married.

but like 2 weeks ago you said marriage wasn't your thing and you were a swinging bachelor who had too much [expletive] for one woman to handle

C.C. · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:36 pm

Derwood wrote:

C.C. wrote:

Derwood wrote:

C.C. wrote:

So glad that my Wife and I don't believe in this kind of stuff. Just another day for us.

Edit: It's not just another day. It's special, but no gifts are going to be exchanged.

Why would you and your divorced wife celebrate wedding anniversaries?

Because I re-married.

but like 2 weeks ago you said marriage wasn't your thing and you were a swinging bachelor who had too much [expletive] for one woman to handle

No [expletive] right? Things change when you met "the one". Without making you guys shed tears....I'm in love what can I say.

And not just with myself.

Banedon · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:21 pm

So, when did you get re-married?

snoodmonger · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:23 pm

CC has to be trolling you guys.

Soul · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:59 pm

rawaction wrote:

5th year- Wood

LOL, it just had to be wood. And you just had to ask how to give it.

KyleJRM · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:27 pm

Mariner's Revenge wrote:

Raw - wood is slang for your penis. That's why it's funny.

This guy gets jokes.

C.C. · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:07 pm

Banedon wrote:

So, when did you get re-married?

3 months ago.

Banedon · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:11 pm

C.C. wrote:

Banedon wrote:

So, when did you get re-married?

3 months ago.

So, right around the time of this post?

C.C. on April 5th,2012 wrote:

I myself would never want to go through marriage/divorce again. thanks for posting about the ugly reality of marriages.

Nuts&Gum · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:14 pm

It's like C.C. is the Riddler and Banedon just punched him in the balls with Batman detective work.

C.C. · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:15 pm

Banedon wrote:

C.C. wrote:

Banedon wrote:

So, when did you get re-married?

3 months ago.

So, right around the time of this post?

C.C. on April 5th,2012 wrote:

I myself would never want to go through marriage/divorce again. thanks for posting about the ugly reality of marriages.

I know, I know....

I never thought in a million years I would. My now Wife felt the same, but we felt it was best to have rights with each other in case something happens to us and what not. We don't wear rings or anything like that. It's something we just wanted to do and of course we plan on spending the rest of our lives together. So what the hell.

C.C. · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:17 pm

Nuts&Gum wrote:

It's like C.C. is the Riddler and Banedon just punched him in the balls with Batman detective work.

What do you mean?

Bob Sanders · **Posted:** Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:18 pm

Nuts&Gum wrote:

It's like C.C. is the Riddler and Banedon just punched him in the balls with Batman detective work.

he's something alright

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