Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

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Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Duke Silver » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:59 pm

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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby The_Achiever » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:05 pm

LOL @ the last image.
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Duke Silver » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:08 pm

The_Achiever wrote:LOL @ the last image.


I had to include that somewhere in the article. I've been cracking up about it since he posted it in whatever game thread it was in.
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby UMFan83 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:17 pm

You could have at least added some stuff about how he's been a below average fielder this year so he could at least have that going for him.
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Cubswin11 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:20 pm

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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Regular Show » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:05 pm

This article made me laugh, but it also made me feel like this:

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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:02 am

I think this is a hate crime
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby 17 Seconds » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:42 pm

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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Duke Silver » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:40 pm

.167/.231/.250 since I wrote this

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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:59 pm

Duke Silver wrote:.167/.231/.250 since I wrote this


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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby soccer10k » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:51 am

Duke Silver wrote:.167/.231/.250 since I wrote this

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1-2 with a walk today. That will help the numbers.
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby TruffleShuffle » Wed May 02, 2018 4:31 am

can't wait until heyward's 7th year of the contract and i'm still holding out some sliver of hope that he's figured out how to hit better than a backup catcher.
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed May 02, 2018 12:04 pm

Duke's evil is so powerful that he's somehow had Heyward's curse spread to everyone except Bryant and (temporarily) Baez.
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Duke Silver » Wed May 02, 2018 5:02 pm

Am I the baddie?
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby UMFan83 » Wed May 02, 2018 6:59 pm

Since posting this article, the Cubs as a team have combined for a .189/.247/.282/.528 line and scored 14 total runs in 7 games.

Edit: Oh yeah and Heyward is 1-16 since then for a .067/.222/.133/.356 line.
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Wed May 02, 2018 7:02 pm

Duke Silver wrote:Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

nope
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Re: Is Jason Heyward Fixed?

Postby PackLandVA » Thu May 03, 2018 12:48 am

Please write an article or make some type of post or proclamation about Rizzo's poor approach to his ABs this year as opposed to last.
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