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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby The Logan » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:42 pm

Nothing says "We're serious about having you on our team" like having a meeting less than a week away from pitchers and catchers reporting
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Bull » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:09 pm

JennieGarthAlgar wrote:
Derwood wrote:When Harper signs for 7/$240M, where can I get injectable forehead heroin at a friendly discount?


So ive never done heroin but

#1 im pretty sure all heroin is injectable
#2 "forehead heroin" doesnt exist any more than arm heroin does
#3 I dunno, maybe ask a friend who is a drug dealer if you are expecting a friendly discount on drugs

This guy heroins.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Cubswin11 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:10 pm

This all ends up with them signing Cargo, Adam Jones, Parra, or Gomez.

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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby jersey cubs fan » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:22 pm

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JennieGarthAlgar wrote:
Derwood wrote:When Harper signs for 7/$240M, where can I get injectable forehead heroin at a friendly discount?


So ive never done heroin but

#1 im pretty sure all heroin is injectable
#2 "forehead heroin" doesnt exist any more than arm heroin does
#3 I dunno, maybe ask a friend who is a drug dealer if you are expecting a friendly discount on drugs


Look at this nerd who hasn’t spent two decades on nsbb like us cool dudes

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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby JennieGarthAlgar » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:19 pm

TBS Playoffs Insider wrote:
JennieGarthAlgar wrote:
Derwood wrote:When Harper signs for 7/$240M, where can I get injectable forehead heroin at a friendly discount?


So ive never done heroin but

#1 im pretty sure all heroin is injectable
#2 "forehead heroin" doesnt exist any more than arm heroin does
#3 I dunno, maybe ask a friend who is a drug dealer if you are expecting a friendly discount on drugs


Look at this nerd who hasn’t spent two decades on nsbb like us cool dudes


Let me know if you guys ever are looking to score some snortable nose cocaine. I got you.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby treebird » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:24 pm

i deeply appreciate all the heroin in the forehead talk, but it seems like we are overdue for a reminder of the incredible original context:

a good way to show your displeasure with the way the gm of the cubs is running the team is to go to his house, knock on the door, and then inject heroin into your forehead before he answers so that he will have to deal with your corpse or whatever when he opens the door.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby David » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:28 pm

treebird wrote:i deeply appreciate all the heroin in the forehead talk, but it seems like we are overdue for a reminder of the incredible original context:

a good way to show your displeasure with the way the gm of the cubs is running the team is to go to his house, knock on the door, and then inject heroin into your forehead before he answers so that he will have to deal with your corpse or whatever when he opens the door.


i am actually laughing out loud and my coworkers are looking at me like i'm nuts
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:08 pm

treebird wrote:i deeply appreciate all the heroin in the forehead talk, but it seems like we are overdue for a reminder of the incredible original context:

a good way to show your displeasure with the way the gm of the cubs is running the team is to go to his house, knock on the door, and then inject heroin into your forehead before he answers so that he will have to deal with your corpse or whatever when he opens the door.


strong theory. has it ever been done?
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby JennieGarthAlgar » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:37 pm

treebird wrote:i deeply appreciate all the heroin in the forehead talk, but it seems like we are overdue for a reminder of the incredible original context:

a good way to show your displeasure with the way the gm of the cubs is running the team is to go to his house, knock on the door, and then inject heroin into your forehead before he answers so that he will have to deal with your corpse or whatever when he opens the door.


Oh horsefeathers, Derwood was making a Cubbiebum joke and I totally missed it huh
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:37 pm

I'm gonna read that like you're saying tree is Da Bum.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby treebird » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:53 pm

i am pretty sure the true originator of heroin in the forehead was a poster named AramisRamirez or something like that
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:10 pm

If it was AramisFan my entire world is going to fall apart.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:23 pm

treebird wrote:i am pretty sure the true originator of heroin in the forehead was a poster named AramisRamirez or something like that

AramisRamirez wrote:does anybody have a syanide connection? im looking to score just in case opening day rolls around and neifi perez is batting #2 in the order. ill settle for a gun or heroin that i can shoot in my forehead also.

AramisRamirez wrote:the suffering cant continue. at jacque jones press conference im writing a suicide note and shooting heroin in my forehead.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Brian » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:27 pm

print and sell the t-shirts Tim!

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AramisRamirez wrote:the suffering cant continue. at jacque jones press conference im writing a suicide note and shooting heroin in my forehead.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby treebird » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:38 pm

YES YES YES
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:40 pm

[expletive]! That's now a lot more terrifying instead of whimsical. I guess tree adopted it like sulley ran with the thick onion gravy thing like a boss.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:40 pm

And give us that thread link, dammit.
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Postby The Logan » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:43 pm

Brian wrote:print and sell the t-shirts Tim!


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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:58 pm

I appreciate that tree immediately recognized the greatness:

this is my new favorite post of all time


But damn, now I wanna know what imb was talking about:

i was actually on my way to alert you to this post. Great stuff, i didnt think it could get better than the "doorstop" post, but kudos.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby David » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:07 pm

apparently that's the earliest mention of that word on record, so it was probably before the first great board crash (when we also lost the nomar thread)

he did also once refer to dusty as "dustafarian baker"

also i have zero recollection of marquis grissom ever being a cub (even on an ST invite)

http://northsidebaseball.com/archive/vi ... or#p779202
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:14 pm

David wrote:also i have zero recollection of marquis grissom ever being a cub (even on an ST invite)


My dad still lamely jokes about the "all French outfield" the Cubs could have had between Marquis, Pierre and Jacque to this day.

horsefeathers, he intentionally started calling Murton "Moo-tone" to try and make it sound French.

Dad jokes.
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:15 pm

Nevermind that this is officially the greatest OF dad joke of all time:

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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby David » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:16 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
David wrote:also i have zero recollection of marquis grissom ever being a cub (even on an ST invite)


My dad still lamely jokes about the "all French outfield" the Cubs could have had between Marquis, Pierre and Jacque to this day.

horsefeathers, he intentionally started calling Murton "Moo-tone" to try and make it sound French.

Dad jokes.


lmao ok now i actually do remember people making those jokes
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Re: The Bryce is Right, Bitch

Postby Bryant's Disco Ball » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:26 pm

Wait. So when was Marquis Grissom on the Cubs? I don't remember that transaction at all.
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