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Postby UMFan83 » Thu May 30, 2019 5:39 pm



Cubs sign Cargo to a minor league deal.
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Postby David » Thu May 30, 2019 5:41 pm

let this be our 2019 edmonds
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Postby Schwarber Fan » Thu May 30, 2019 5:43 pm

I like this move. Good numbers at Wrigley IIRC and not as old as I thought he was.
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Postby TomtheBombadil » Thu May 30, 2019 5:50 pm

On the same day MLBTR had a piece about Pat Burrell (2010 Giants) being the greatest in season MiL signing of all time or something!
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 30, 2019 5:51 pm

The Coorsiest Coors player who ever Coorsed. He's a complete [expletive] fraud.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 30, 2019 5:54 pm

Schwarber Fan wrote:I like this move. Good numbers at Wrigley IIRC


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Postby The_Achiever » Thu May 30, 2019 5:56 pm

He’d be our best outfield bat if he keeps putting up those numbers.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 30, 2019 5:58 pm

The_Achiever wrote:He’d be our best outfield bat if he keeps putting up those numbers.


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Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Thu May 30, 2019 5:58 pm

like I always say, can't spell Cargo's Dead Cat Bounce without Cargo
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 30, 2019 6:01 pm

I keep trying to make something work along the lines of, "the only thing that dies more dramatically than an Everest climber at high altitudes is CarGo's career at sea level," but it's just not snappy enough.
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Thu May 30, 2019 6:02 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Schwarber Fan wrote:I like this move. Good numbers at Wrigley IIRC


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Hey, a. 300 ISO and drop him in this juiced ball environment?
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Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu May 30, 2019 6:06 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:I keep trying to make something work along the lines of, "the only thing that dies more dramatically than an Everest climber at high altitudes is CaroGo's career at sea level," but it's just not snappy enough.

if you need a sherpa to guide you to the heights of everest, you need a diver to find CarGo's value?
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Postby Banedon » Thu May 30, 2019 6:12 pm

Mojo hates this move enough that I've decided I like it.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu May 30, 2019 6:15 pm

I don't hate it at all; it's a total non-move. He's just a player I like making fun of.
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Postby Schwarber Fan » Thu May 30, 2019 6:24 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
Schwarber Fan wrote:I like this move. Good numbers at Wrigley IIRC


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9 dongs though.
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Postby Little Slide Rooter » Thu May 30, 2019 6:26 pm

If nothing else, he can join Phil Nevin, Joe Nathan, Dan Haren, and Jason Kendall (among others) on the All Wasn’t he a Cub for a Minute? Team.
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Postby David » Thu May 30, 2019 6:35 pm

Little Slide Rooter wrote:If nothing else, he can join Phil Nevin, Joe Nathan, Dan Haren, and Jason Kendall (among others) on the All Wasn’t he a Cub for a Minute? Team.


crazier than all of these combined, for me, is that steve trachsel was briefly on the 2007 team.

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Postby squally1313 » Thu May 30, 2019 6:41 pm

David wrote:
Little Slide Rooter wrote:If nothing else, he can join Phil Nevin, Joe Nathan, Dan Haren, and Jason Kendall (among others) on the All Wasn’t he a Cub for a Minute? Team.


crazier than all of these combined, for me, is that steve trachsel was briefly on the 2007 team.



Steve Trachsel is by far the pitching name I remember most (pre Kerry Wood) from my childhood, and the best year of his career, fWAR wise, he put up a 5.66 ERA.
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Postby TomtheBombadil » Thu May 30, 2019 6:53 pm

squally1313 wrote:
David wrote:
Little Slide Rooter wrote:If nothing else, he can join Phil Nevin, Joe Nathan, Dan Haren, and Jason Kendall (among others) on the All Wasn’t he a Cub for a Minute? Team.


crazier than all of these combined, for me, is that steve trachsel was briefly on the 2007 team.



Steve Trachsel is by far the pitching name I remember most (pre Kerry Wood) from my childhood, and the best year of his career, fWAR wise, he put up a 5.66 ERA.


I remember Trachsel most for taking forever between pitches. It became a running joke and broadcasts sometimes clocked him. Hilarious stuff
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Postby UMFan83 » Thu May 30, 2019 6:56 pm

TomtheBombadil wrote:
squally1313 wrote:
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crazier than all of these combined, for me, is that steve trachsel was briefly on the 2007 team.



Steve Trachsel is by far the pitching name I remember most (pre Kerry Wood) from my childhood, and the best year of his career, fWAR wise, he put up a 5.66 ERA.


I remember Trachsel most for taking forever between pitches. It became a running joke and broadcasts sometimes clocked him. Hilarious stuff


I remember him most for having a very Chatwoodian 6.1 IP, 1 H, 6 BB performance in the Wild Card tiebreaker game in 98
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Postby Post Count Padder » Thu May 30, 2019 7:15 pm

Surprising but I like it. Our outfield depth is not very good and he can still hit a bit. I also didn't realize he's still just 33. Would've sworn he was like 36-37.
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Postby UK » Thu May 30, 2019 7:20 pm

I need a Duke article stating why this is a great move so I know it's the final nail.
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Postby David » Thu May 30, 2019 7:52 pm

i remember trachsel most for having an even/odd year thing
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Postby Derwood » Thu May 30, 2019 7:59 pm

UMFan83 wrote:
TomtheBombadil wrote:
squally1313 wrote:
Steve Trachsel is by far the pitching name I remember most (pre Kerry Wood) from my childhood, and the best year of his career, fWAR wise, he put up a 5.66 ERA.


I remember Trachsel most for taking forever between pitches. It became a running joke and broadcasts sometimes clocked him. Hilarious stuff


I remember him most for having a very Chatwoodian 6.1 IP, 1 H, 6 BB performance in the Wild Card tiebreaker game in 98


And then Tapani cane out of the pen and tried to blow it
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Postby itisallpartoftheplan » Thu May 30, 2019 8:08 pm

Best thing Cargo ever did was hit that dong off Rafael Soriano so Kris Bryant could hit a walk off Dong vs the Rockies in 2015.
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