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Postby Cubswin11 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:38 pm

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Cubswin11 wrote:Meh, he most likely sucks but he still put up okay numbers vs RHP last year (believe over .800 OPS though don’t know how much that’s Coors related). If he plays 2-3 times a week vs RHP maybe he’s productive. He’s likely taking Descalso/Bote/Almora ABs away vs RHP, the bar ain’t that high.

Almora and Bote are solid defenders though, which Gonzalez definitely isn't.

Batting 5th, playing RF tonight (over Almora, with Heyward in center). I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Edit: I also have zero problems with David Bote's .289/.364/.500 against RHP in 129 PAs this year.

I didn’t realize Bote was hitting so well vs RHP, damn. CarGo’s presence at least knocks Descalso down in the pecking order to more the LaStella role.
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Postby Brian » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:46 pm

he is up and in the starting lineup
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Postby Little Slide Rooter » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:51 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:He'll be our 2019 Nomar, except somehow we all ruin our groins instead.


Or Jim Edmonds, sans the half-shirt.
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Postby Brian » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:55 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:He'll be our 2019 Nomar, except somehow we all ruin our groins instead.


everyone please photoshop your own face in

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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:00 pm

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Sammy Sofa wrote:I don't hate it at all; it's a total non-move. He's just a player I like making fun of.



Hahahaha “I horsefeathering HATE THIS SO MUCH ILL MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY WITH ........indifference”


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[expletive], this post only managed to get even weirder.



I feel like it holds its own. Otherwise, why would you quote it?
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:05 pm

What the damn hell.
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Postby David » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:11 pm

one game in and he's assured himself a spot on the season highlight video
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Postby Schwarber Fan » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:23 pm

squally1313 wrote:
Cubswin11 wrote:Meh, he most likely sucks but he still put up okay numbers vs RHP last year (believe over .800 OPS though don’t know how much that’s Coors related). If he plays 2-3 times a week vs RHP maybe he’s productive. He’s likely taking Descalso/Bote/Almora ABs away vs RHP, the bar ain’t that high.

Almora and Bote are solid defenders though, which Gonzalez definitely isn't.


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Postby Regular Show » Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:03 am


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CarGo is saying all the right things and endearing himself well.
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Postby Brian707 » Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:14 pm

UMFan83 wrote:
Hairyducked Idiot wrote:.

Damon Berryhill, Steve Buechelle, Scott Sanderson, Mike Bielecki, Luis Salazar, Rey Sanchez, Doug Dascenzo, Les Lancaster, Paul Assenmacher, etc. I couldn't tell you a thing about many of them but the mention of their names brings me right back to being a 10 year old.



How can you forget Héctor Villanueva? I always loved Harry mispronouncing his name.
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Postby TomtheBombadil » Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:24 pm

Brian707 wrote:
UMFan83 wrote:
Hairyducked Idiot wrote:.

Damon Berryhill, Steve Buechelle, Scott Sanderson, Mike Bielecki, Luis Salazar, Rey Sanchez, Doug Dascenzo, Les Lancaster, Paul Assenmacher, etc. I couldn't tell you a thing about many of them but the mention of their names brings me right back to being a 10 year old.



How can you forget Héctor Villanueva? I always loved Harry mispronouncing his name.


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Postby Hunter » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:32 pm

Don't forget Harry's "Luis Saw laser"
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Postby NOLA » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:13 pm

He sure as hell knew how to pronounce Doug Dascenzo. He gushed over that guy every time he made even a routine play.
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Postby OleMissCub » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:19 pm

Ryan KElsko, not KLesko
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Postby Old Style » Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:23 pm

No doubt if Harry was still alive he'd be talking about the new OF addition CarGo Gonzalez.
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Postby Brian » Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:31 pm

ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.
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Postby OleMissCub » Thu Jun 06, 2019 4:43 am

Brian wrote:ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.


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Postby biittner77 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:20 pm

Brian wrote:ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.


They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:23 pm

biittner77 wrote:
Brian wrote:ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.


They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?

I thought it was after his favorite type of pant.
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Postby ConstableRabbit » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:35 pm

Brian wrote:ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

Poorly worded maybe but it's not that bad of a question. Who started calling him that, when he started embracing it, etc. are par for the course as far as lame non-baseball questions. I think we can give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't interested in the etymology.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:57 pm

biittner77 wrote:
Brian wrote:ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.


They found him passed out drunk in the cargo hold of a FedEx plane? Is that it?


Freddie Mitchell had his own plane?
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:57 pm

ConstableRabbit wrote:
Brian wrote:ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

Poorly worded maybe but it's not that bad of a question. Who started calling him that, when he started embracing it, etc. are par for the course as far as lame non-baseball questions. I think we can give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't interested in the etymology.


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Postby jersey cubs fan » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:02 pm

ConstableRabbit wrote:
Brian wrote:ffs on Instagram the Cubs had a fan question q&a with him and the first question they used was "How did you get your nickname?" and he explained it.

Poorly worded maybe but it's not that bad of a question. Who started calling him that, when he started embracing it, etc. are par for the course as far as lame non-baseball questions. I think we can give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't interested in the etymology.


I will give the benefit of the doubt that it was a kid under 12, anything else is unacceptable.
But that just raises the question of parents allowing access to instagram to kids under 12.
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