Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

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Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby Bertz » Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:49 pm

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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby Bertz » Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:04 am

In a sane world, this us simply a guy to push on Kemp and Descalso, with the idea being that there is one bench spot available that the three of them are competing for (maybe two while Nico opens the year in the minors?). But who horsefeathering knows at this point.
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby 17 Seconds » Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:34 am

well this doesn't do much to asuaje my fears
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby Old Style » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:41 am

Jesus, the state of Chicago sports is depressing right now.
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby The_Achiever » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:49 am

Old Style wrote:Jesus, the state of Chicago sports is depressing right now.


The Cubs are doing a solid impression of the Hawks trajectory, minus two championships.

The highlight of my sports year was the 6-7 Illini Football team.
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Postby Post Count Padder » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:51 am

This is a solid depth signing but it's again like our biggest offensive acquisition so horsefeathers us right
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Postby big ball chunky time » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:55 am

FUKK YES
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby 17 Seconds » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:57 am

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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby Gilby » Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:59 am

And yet, for some reason, I'll still be really annoyed when I won't get Marquee to be able to watch this guy lead off on opening day
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

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Bertz wrote:In a sane world, this us simply a guy to push on Kemp and Descalso, with the idea being that there is one bench spot available that the three of them are competing for (maybe two while Nico opens the year in the minors?). But who horsefeathering knows at this point.

Kemp, Descalso, Almora and this horsefeathers are all going to be on the opening day roster, aren’t they?

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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby Deeg » Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:09 am

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Bertz wrote:In a sane world, this us simply a guy to push on Kemp and Descalso, with the idea being that there is one bench spot available that the three of them are competing for (maybe two while Nico opens the year in the minors?). But who horsefeathering knows at this point.

Kemp, Descalso, Almora and this horsefeathers are all going to be on the opening day roster, aren’t they?

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Probably all in the opening day starting lineup.
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby David » Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:33 am

big ball chunky time wrote:FUKK YES


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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby ConstableRabbit » Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:46 am

You guys are so dramatic.
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:18 am

Weird, I thought this happened a week or 2 ago.
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby Tim » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:24 am

Good to know Theo can still sign his top off-season Target when he wants to.
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Re: Cubs sign Carlos Asuaje

Postby champaignchris » Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:14 pm

The_Achiever wrote:
Old Style wrote:Jesus, the state of Chicago sports is depressing right now.


The Cubs are doing a solid impression of the Hawks trajectory, minus two championships.

The highlight of my sports year was the 6-7 Illini Football team.


The basketball is 10-5 and has a solid chance of making the NIT.
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