Who will have the biggest dong this year?

Which Cub do you think will have the biggest dong of the year?

Almora
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No votes
Baez
6
17%
Bryant
10
29%
Contreras
0
No votes
Heyward
0
No votes
Jay
0
No votes
Montero
0
No votes
Rizzo
1
3%
Russell
0
No votes
Schwarber
18
51%
Seal Boy
0
No votes
Szczur
0
No votes
Zobrist
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 35

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Who will have the biggest dong this year?

Postby Tim » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:51 pm

Which Cub do you think will have the biggest dong of the year? We're not going for the most here. We are looking for who will hit the single biggest, most majestic dong of 2017.
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Re: Who will have the biggest dong this year?

Postby UMFan83 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:26 pm

Arrieta
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Re: Who will have the biggest dong this year?

Postby David » Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:22 pm

if it's about sheer size and majesty, there is only one right answer
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Re: Who will have the biggest dong this year?

Postby CubmanPi » Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:37 am

Schwarber will have the top 5, and 16 of the top 20.
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Re: Who will have the biggest dong this year?

Postby Sammys Boombox » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:36 am

This team is so good that Anthony Rizzo has 0 votes out of the first 18 voters.
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Re: Who will have the biggest dong this year?

Postby weis21 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:01 pm

Sammy's Boombox wrote:This team is so good that Anthony Rizzo has 0 votes out of the first 18 voters.

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