Would you bang a vampire

Vampire banging

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Would you bang a vampire

Postby CubinNY » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:39 pm

Deadspin has an article up about (not) banging a vampire.

Would you bang a vampire if she/he was hot?
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:41 pm

It just couldn't end well. Its akin to "never promise crazy a baby."
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:42 pm

I'm with drew, he was against it and made solid points
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:44 pm

I'm saving myself for the Gillwoman.
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:15 pm

Is she headless?
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:17 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:Is she headless?


definitely do not want to mess around with head when a vampire is involved
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby Banedon » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:21 pm

I have not read the article, but no.

That said, depending on the vampire version we're talking about, they are supposed to have some...coercion abilities....so it may not be a matter of choice.
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby Liam Neeson » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:29 pm

There was a bad dark comedy movie with Jason Mewes I stumbled upon one night that answers this very question.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1249294/
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby CyHawk_Cub » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:30 pm

If she's hot, sure. What could go wrong?
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:35 pm

Liam Neeson wrote:There was a bad dark comedy movie with Jason Mewes I stumbled upon one night that answers this very question.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1249294/

what was the answer?
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby philosophizer75 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:06 pm

Something something two sets of lips, two sets of teeth.

Still voting yes.
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby davell » Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:48 pm

How drunk are you? Do you have other options? How pale is she? Are her teeth all horsefeathers up?
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby rocket » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:33 pm

no i'm married
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby CubinNY » Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:24 pm

davell wrote:How drunk are you? Do you have other options? How pale is she? Are her teeth all horsefeathers up?

She's Kate Beckinsale and you are under her spell.
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby davell » Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:18 pm

CubinNY wrote:
davell wrote:How drunk are you? Do you have other options? How pale is she? Are her teeth all horsefeathers up?

She's Kate Beckinsale and you are under her spell.


If you're under a spell, you don't even have a choice, so I guess we'd all screw her. If I'm not under a spell and also NOT married, then I'd probably do it......Beckinsale is horsefeathering hot.
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby Omar » Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:22 pm

dinner and a movie first

(no red meat or movies with Taylor Lautner)
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Re: Would you bang a vampire

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:38 pm

Omar wrote:dinner and a movie first

Sucks dating a vampire in June in the Northern Hemisphere. You want to see a movie at what time? That's practically my bedtime.
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