Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
1
4%
"Just printed those / Don't smear the ink!" when the employee is checking for counterfeits
2
9%
"That was a great year!" when your bill total starts with $19
2
9%
"Must mean it's free!" when your item won't scan
9
39%
"The winning lotto numbers!" when they ask if they can get you anything else
4
17%
"No thanks, I'm sweet enough!" when they ask if you want sugar w/ your coffee
1
4%
"Missed a spot!" when an employee is cleaning something
4
17%
 
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Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby Omar » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:44 am

If you don't like the weather in ___________, just wait five minutes.
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby MWV » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:50 am

"Yes, thank you, I'd love a super salad."
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby Derwood » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:18 pm

WAITER: "How would you like your steak cooked?"

ME: "Extra medium please"

ME: **knowing wink to my family**

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Postby biittner77 » Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:35 am

Me: "I'll have a Corona, hold the virus"

Bartender: <resists urge to kill, resolves to finish college>
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby big ball chunky time » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:09 pm

waiter: need steak sauce with that?

me: not if ya cook it right
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 05, 2020 12:20 pm

big ball chunky time wrote:waiter: need steak sauce with that?

me: not if ya cook it right

That’s no laughing matter
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Jun 05, 2020 1:15 pm

Honestly, who locks a poll?
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 05, 2020 3:56 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Honestly, who locks a poll?

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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby Derwood » Fri Jun 05, 2020 4:00 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Honestly, who locks a poll?


Doesn't each poll have the ability to set a limit of days it's open? Maybe TC set a limit?
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Postby Ding Dong Johnson » Fri Jun 05, 2020 4:05 pm

I just voted.
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby NOLA » Fri Jun 05, 2020 6:50 pm

"Can I order the Mushroom Bleu Burger, but instead of a bun can you put it on mixed greens, and instead of bleu cheese can you put swiss on that, and drizzle some balsamic vinegar on top?"
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Jun 05, 2020 7:17 pm

NOLA wrote:"Can I order the Mushroom Bleu Burger, but instead of a bun can you put it on mixed greens, and instead of bleu cheese can you put swiss on that, and drizzle some balsamic vinegar on top?"

That’s a man salad*


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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby Omar » Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:28 pm

Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Honestly, who locks a poll?


Doesn't each poll have the ability to set a limit of days it's open? Maybe TC set a limit?


Ding Dong Johnson wrote:I just voted.


Yeah I don't recall setting a limit. Just edited the original and checked, there isn't a limit set in the Poll Creation tab.

Mods if you do see one feel free to unlock it.
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby TomtheBombadil » Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:19 pm

"I'm no cannibal so please, hold the fungi!"

Thought of this gem myself probably...Deliver it like Patrick Bateman and throw in a loud laugh at the end, gets them every single time
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