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Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:44 am

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Sammy Sofa wrote:Live streaming video of the one of last cheeseburger and fries from McDonald's purchased in Iceland...10 years ago:

https://snotrahouse.com/last-mcdonalds/

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I volunteered for a while with a youth group some years ago and some kid put a McDonald's cheeseburger in the back seat-pocket of my car. About a year later the same kid, ruffling through that seat pocket (I don't know why) found said cheeseburger. Other than being a bit stale it showed no signs of age.

I was quite astounded.

Poor kid was trying to leave a trail of breadcrumbs ala Hansel and Gretal.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:54 am

jersey cubs fan wrote:
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Sammy Sofa wrote:Live streaming video of the one of last cheeseburger and fries from McDonald's purchased in Iceland...10 years ago:

https://snotrahouse.com/last-mcdonalds/

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I volunteered for a while with a youth group some years ago and some kid put a McDonald's cheeseburger in the back seat-pocket of my car. About a year later the same kid, ruffling through that seat pocket (I don't know why) found said cheeseburger. Other than being a bit stale it showed no signs of age.

I was quite astounded.

Poor kid was trying to leave a trail of breadcrumbs ala Hansel and Gretal.

You caught me
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:48 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Look, if this was posted already, I can't see horsefeathering tweets at work because of the damn filters and script blockers unless I quote the post and copy and paste the horsefeathering URL.


Everything about your job sounds awful. You need to stop working wherever you work
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:21 pm

Only work 4 days a week and pulling in 6 figures. I'm a complete sellout.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby WrigleyField 22 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:28 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Only work 4 days a week and pulling in 6 figures. I'm a complete sellout.

6 figures in DC still makes you a peasant unless it's high 6 figures though #SSR
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:41 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Only work 4 days a week and pulling in 6 figures. I'm a complete sellout.

6 figures in DC still makes you a peasant unless it's high 6 figures though #SSR


We're talking monthly take-home right?
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:42 pm

Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Look, if this was posted already, I can't see horsefeathering tweets at work because of the damn filters and script blockers unless I quote the post and copy and paste the horsefeathering URL.


Everything about your job sounds awful. You need to stop working wherever you work


Dont' forget to thank mojo for this conversation.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:44 pm

SouthSideRyan wrote:
Derwood wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Look, if this was posted already, I can't see horsefeathering tweets at work because of the damn filters and script blockers unless I quote the post and copy and paste the horsefeathering URL.


Everything about your job sounds awful. You need to stop working wherever you work


Dont' forget to thank mojo for this conversation.


I’ll just let him get back to what he was doing
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Postby Banedon » Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:10 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Only work 4 days a week and pulling in 6 figures. I'm a complete sellout.


I take back everything I said about Netflix and Roku if you can get me hired.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby jersey cubs fan » Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:41 pm

I only work 1.5 - 2.0 days a week, but I'm in the office all five.
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:47 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:Only work 4 days a week and pulling in 6 figures. I'm a complete sellout.


I pull 6 figures but have world class hiking and surfing in my back yard. in conclusion DC blows.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:10 pm

I do not pull 6 figures, but I also don't hate everyone I work with
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:16 pm

Derwood wrote:I do not pull 6 figures, but I also don't hate everyone I work with

Just everyone who lives in your godforsaken state.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Derwood » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:28 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
Derwood wrote:I do not pull 6 figures, but I also don't hate everyone I work with

Just everyone who lives in your godforsaken state.


I do hate a lot of them, true
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:59 pm

Derwood wrote:I do not pull 6 figures, but I also don't hate everyone I work with


Most of the people I work with are fine; I just REALLY can't stand the 20% or so who are human tire fires.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:00 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Only work 4 days a week and pulling in 6 figures. I'm a complete sellout.


I pull 6 figures but have world class hiking and surfing in my back yard. in conclusion DC blows.


You'd love the hiking around here, honestly.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby CubinNY » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:50 pm

I went to Popeyes to try a chicken sandwich and they were sold out already.
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:58 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
minnesotacubsfan wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:Only work 4 days a week and pulling in 6 figures. I'm a complete sellout.


I pull 6 figures but have world class hiking and surfing in my back yard. in conclusion DC blows.


You'd love the hiking around here, honestly.


are there mountain goats? If there aren't mountain goats I'm not having any of that crazy talk
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:05 pm

Behind me is a several hundred/maybe thousand foot drop. I thought on of the mamas was going to push me right overImage
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:15 pm

[capote]That's not hiking; it's climbing.[/capote]
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Postby biittner77 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:24 pm

CubinNY wrote:I went to Popeyes to try a chicken sandwich and they were sold out already.


Nothing from Popeyes could possibly be worth the trouble that people are going through to eat one of these things.
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Postby minnesotacubsfan » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:29 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:[capote]That's not hiking; it's climbing.[/capote]


3900 feet up, 3900 feet down, and 19 miles long. its both. 8:20 is my best time
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Postby Banedon » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:35 pm

minnesotacubsfan wrote:
Sammy Sofa wrote:[capote]That's not hiking; it's climbing.[/capote]


3900 feet up, 3900 feet down, and 19 miles long. its both. 8:20 is my best time


I'm no expert, but I'd wager that 8min and 20 secs is a record.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Transmogrified Tiger » Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:22 pm

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As I begin to type this, I am haunted by an old comment—a comment from my xoJane days. I don’t remember what article the comment was on, but I remember the message: “Jesus Christ Claire, have some freaking self-respect.” It was a good comment, a comment that is as relevant today as it was then, for I have eaten the Taco Bell Rolled Chicken Tacos Bisque, and I have found it pleasing.


Things devolve after that, when the recipe asks you to betray not only your God but all of your basic survival instincts. The recipe does not ask “Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?” Instead it demands ““Wouldst thou like to live más?” With one simple sentence, the recipe demands you throw your kitchen (and very self) into turmoil. “Add the chopped Rolled Chicken Tacos,” it says, in an aggressively casual manner.


Did I feel betrayed by my own body? Yes, for my mouth was telling my brain I was enjoying the forbidden soup, and my brain had already decided I was going to hate it (based on visual and contextual clues). Instead of chucking the pot of questionably colored bisque into the trash, which was my original plan, I poured the leftovers into a soup container, and (dejectedly) put that container in the fridge.
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Re: Food Monstrosities

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:53 pm

You need to eat something like that with a cloth over your head to hide yourself from the gods.
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