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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby biittner77 » Thu May 16, 2019 4:49 pm

If She did cheat on him, that would make him a cuckold. Which is a funny word.
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby Old Style » Thu May 16, 2019 4:50 pm

biittner77 wrote:If She did cheat on him, that would make him a cuckold. Which is a funny word.

I think that's only if he is forced to watch.
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby squally1313 » Thu May 16, 2019 5:43 pm

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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby biittner77 » Thu May 16, 2019 6:28 pm

Old Style wrote:
biittner77 wrote:If She did cheat on him, that would make him a cuckold. Which is a funny word.

I think that's only if he is forced to watch.


That only happens with birds.
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby 17 Seconds » Fri May 17, 2019 3:42 am

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17 Seconds wrote:i don't want to be a dick but missing extended time for a divorce seems odd to me


If more people could do it, more people would.


i'm not blaming him at all, i just don't remember ever hearing about a player missing time for a divorce. i just assume that half of the team is going through a divorce at any given time. almora has had like 3 since zobrist played his last game.
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby Andy » Fri May 17, 2019 4:14 am

17 Seconds wrote:
Banedon wrote:
17 Seconds wrote:i don't want to be a dick but missing extended time for a divorce seems odd to me


If more people could do it, more people would.


i'm not blaming him at all, i just don't remember ever hearing about a player missing time for a divorce. i just assume that half of the team is going through a divorce at any given time. almora has had like 3 since zobrist played his last game.

I have no idea of your level of sarcasm there but I'm almost sure Almora has only been married the one time
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby JennieGarthAlgar » Fri May 17, 2019 4:17 pm

Not every baseball player's divorce is like John Lackey's, where he doesnt care if his ex dies or not.

I trust Ben Zobrist that he knows whether he would be useful to the Cubs right now. Im guessing they'd all rather have him away getting better mentally than him taking at bats with his mind focused elsewhere.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Fri May 17, 2019 4:22 pm

I don’t think Ben cares about whether he’d be useful to the Cubs right now
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby Omar » Fri May 17, 2019 9:07 pm

https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/17/sammy-so ... -12-years/
Sammy Sosa says it's time to finally come back to Chicago ... the legendary Cub tells TMZ Sports he's looking to return to Wrigley after a 12-YEAR hiatus

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"I haven't gone back to Chicago yet, but I will," Sosa says.

Sammy -- who says he's still a HUGE Cubs fan -- tells us he's been happy living out his life in Miami in the meantime ... saying that's actually the reason why he's yet to make an Illinois return.

"I haven't had the time to go to Chicago, but I will."

By the way, Sosa also tells us he hasn't had many opportunities to speak with Mark McGwire over the past couple of years ... but he says a reunion with the Cardinals legend is also in his plans soon
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby Old Style » Fri May 17, 2019 9:10 pm

That's a busy 12 years, Sammy.
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Re: General Cubs Chit-Chat

Postby CoolHandLuke » Tue May 21, 2019 3:24 am

So, Oneri Fleita was a substitute teaching assistant in my classroom today...
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